A female class teacher was having
problem with a boy in her class in 3rd
grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be
in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister
and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took
the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy
with some questions from 4th grade
Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to
send the boy to 4th grade immediately.
Madam ask if she could ask the boy her
questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that
i've only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't
have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and then
comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,
but before he could stop the answer, the
boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up, I get wet
before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle
with me when you are bored. The best
man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm
not well, i drip. When you blow me, you
feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit
a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use
your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's
longer in some men than others,the
Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it
to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no
bone but has muscles with a lot of veins
like pumpkin and is responsible for
making love
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief
and said to the Madam 'Send this
BLOODY boy to the University...even
myself got all answers wrong!

old but very funny

Eebrahym:
old but very funny

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