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Jonathan's Vs Buhari's Government. by LiveFromNaija1: 5:45pm On Feb 25, 2016
Just stumbled on this on http://laughs.com.ng

WITH CORRUPTION IN JONATHAN'S GOVERNMENT:
A Tin of milk was #100
A Bag Of Sachet Water Was #80
A Bag Of Rice Was #8,000
A packet of condom was #50
A dollar was #177
From sapele to warri, using Uduaghan bus was #200
A litre of fuel was #87 without queues.
Four seed of tomatoes was #50

WITHOUT CORRUPTION IN BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT:
A Tin of milk is #150
A Bag Of Sachet water now sells for #150
A Bag Of Rice now sells for as much as #14,000
A packet of condom now sells for #100
A dollar has risen to #404
From sapele to warri now cost #250
A litre of fuel now sells @ #120 with long queues.
Four seeds of tomatoes now sells for #120
Truly and really, Buhari has changed Nigeria.

Source: http://laughs.com.ng/jonathan-vs-buhari-government/

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