1. Tanoids:
This group, they always dedicate every positive thing to GEJ, including the invention of FACEBOOK. They can also defend the unimaginable. Such a classic example of loyalty, especially when dollars is involved.

2. Progressives
This group, they easily condemn every move by Tanoids, they are quick to raise alarm when in opposition. But once they get in power, they expect everyone to be patient. They easily see themselves as Angels and incorruptible. They always expect to win elections and once they lose, they say it has been rigged.

3. Wailers
This group, they have decided to work in every way possible to shame the progressives. Even if it means destroying the country. Their sole aim is to make sure Nigerians regret voting against GEJ. The only way to entertain the wailers is by telling them that oil prices have fallen and Naira has gone down.

4. Zombies
This group is known to always defend Buhari, even when he denies his own campaign promises. They are quick to say "it took 16yrs to destroy Nigeria, so give him more time". The zombies believe that in 4yrs time, Buhari will shame his critics. They find it hard to understand that one year is almost gone. The sad part is that most of the zombies are suffering in silence and they think loyalty should always be blind. They need tutorials on constructive criticism.

5. IPODs
This group is made up of non-Nigerians who want to bring down Nigeria. They see Nigeria as a zoo, and they must bring it down. The greatest mistake the IPODs made was that they forgot that every zoo has wild animals, and bringing the walls down will only endanger your life. Now that the lions have started to devour their messiah, this group has decided to call on western powers to intervene. As it stands, their suffering is still on chapter one.

6. Chest Beaters
This group, they are the military arm of the IPOD group. The only weapon they have is mouth. Even most heart breaking is that the mouth is only on Nairaland. When met face to face with soldiers, they resort to taking pictures and videos and giving the govt. deadlines. There deadlines never die.

7. 5%
This group, their matter is serious no be small I swear. They are a political wing in Nigeria. They expect to be appointed in every govt. vacancy. They want to be in charge of the juicy portfolios of govt. But once you appoint one of them, they will argue that he is not from the main the main.

8. Space bookers
This group is mostly made up of people who use touch light phone with very bad internet. They do not trust their network one bit, so the moment they see a front page material, they rush to comment with "f" or "h". Then they later borrow a friends phone to modify their comment. Most of them think they will get popular by being first to comment.

9. Garri Price Observers
This group, they were all brought up with 50 shades of Garri. Garri and kulikuli for breakfast. Eba and palm oil for lunch. Beans and Garri for dinner. In their childhood days, they will save money to buy Garri, use the Garri to make CAKE and celebrate. Sadly, Garri has become more expensive for their siblings and children to enjoy.
So now that their villages have contributed money to buy them a phone with Internet, they never cease to use the opportunity to ask how every single news affects the price of Garri.

10. #PictureOrIdontBelieveIt crew
This crew are used to watching porn. So if an OP is a girl and she talks about how she was molested and her clothes were torn, they rush to demand pix or it never happened.

11. Hungry Bloggers
These one, we need to pray for them specially. They will use attractive headlines but the body will just be two and a half lines ending with the words "...click here for the full gist"
They think that was how Linda ikeji started. They know they are dreaming.


and your own

Awon werey crew

Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN)

Curse the day I will become a zombie. Just hear the name "Zombie", they are no doubt the most irrational set of people on cyber space (with due respect).

Proudly wailer/5%

The never-do-well who only know how to insult. See the case of the cyber cafe attendant in real life always claiming #TeamForeignGirls and running mouth here, not until he was exposed.

Any time I see an insult now, I just remember the story and smile.

ladyF:
The never-do-well who only know how to insult. See the case of the cyber cafe attendant in real life always claiming #TeamForeignGirls and running mouth here, not until he was exposed.

Any time I see an insult now, I just remember the story and smile.

For real?

martyns303:


For real?

lol no jokes tho. The story graced FP some weeks back. Wait let me find the thread it's worth the read.

Modified: Ah-ha! Found it. https://www.nairaland.com/2820975/why-should-stop-abusing-people#41298812

Endtime crew

The #lalasticlala crew

ladyF:
The never-do-well who only know how to insult. See the case of the cyber cafe attendant in real life always claiming #TeamForeignGirls and running mouth here, not until he was exposed.

Any time I see an insult now, I just remember the story and smile.

Ha! When was he exposed?

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emeijeh:


Ha! When was he exposed?

https://www.nairaland.com/2820975/why-should-stop-abusing-people#41298812

Moral lesson: don't take insults here too seriously.

Simply add I belong to all and belong to nobody group to the list. Over to the wailing wailers! !!

despotic moderator, this is a moderator who will ban you for unnecessary and bias reasons

Na we be dat
I be the SG for Togo Branch

njideoby:
Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN)

lolzz vry funy I guess some will belong to more than 2

seunny4lif:

Na we be dat
I be the SG for Togo Branch

Congrats on your new appointment.

end time groups

How can you forget the common sense /nonsense crew

SeverusSnape:
Curse the day I will become a zombie. Just hear the name "Zombie", they are no doubt the most irrational set of people on cyber space (with due respect).

Proudly wailer/5%

And you're very rational...

chai

thank you

njideoby:

Congrats on your new appointment.