There was a man who was very obedient from his childhood
to his adulthood, he was very careful not to break the laws
and order of the state, he was not rich but he managed to
owned a small car which he drove carefully and slowly, but
one day in one of busiest street in Lagos a policeman saw
him pushing his car instead of driving it and he said to him
if dont have petrol why not get it from there ? ( he pointed to
the nearest filling station) i have petrol in my car, he angrily
replied.

Well if your engine wont work why not get mechanic ? the police
man said again,no sir, the engine dey work, but i dey drive the
motor when i remember say i no carry my licence, so i think say
ego better make i push am go house go carry my licence.

ryt

nice one

STUPID!

jokes are meant to be funny not stupid.

ble can't take it easy o. .

shut up there!

take groundnut abeg

case de miss

no wonder, hin shoe dey swear to God

na Jeo dash am the shoe

joe leg wen big pass my leg by far?

shame on you ben. syl, still dey talk true

so sylv where you come thief the shoe wey dey disgrace you like this?

blissieng:

STUPID!

jokes are meant to be funny not stupid.

I hope every member can see this?
Ble the benbela, if you find a post nt funny why dnt u remain mute instead of posting negatively, cos i beliv courtesy demands that we respect others posts instead.
what is the meaning of STUDIP!? Is that how u react at home or at ur work place
thou its a joke section but we nid to apply little sense of courtesy.

am not surprised

@joke

ok

I cant chaut

whu send u

hadancome:

  what is the meaning of STUDIP!? Is that how u react at home or at ur work place

I believe that's spelt STU[b]PID[/b]

hadancome:

I hope every member can see this?
Ble the benbela, if you find a post nt funny why dnt u remain mute instead of posting negatively, cos i beliv courtesy demands that we respect others posts instead.
what is the meaning of STUDIP!? Is that how u react at home or at ur work place
thou its a joke section but we nid to apply little sense of courtesy.

HARDERCOME make I tell u, u never start. that water u wanna tread; many have tried b4 u. So be warned!



I come in peace. . .

nice joke

why not? when you no get petrol in ya car.

blissieng:

I believe that's spelt STU[b]PID[/b]

HARDERCOME make I tell u, u never start. that water u wanna tread; many have tried b4 u. So be warned!



I come in peace. . .

All i want frm u is suicide, BLE hang ur self

if u hold ur breath on that one, na him be say u don kpai!