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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Lexusgs430: 11:36am On Mar 06, 2016

Blessings are not free!!!
NB : No offence to anyone called Blessing

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by krishfwesh(m): 11:37am On Mar 06, 2016

Loll. I gv God all d glory

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 400billionman: 11:38am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:

Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you?

Cheeeeeers

Conji nah bastards..

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by charlesucheh(m): 11:39am On Mar 06, 2016

world most wrongest pics ever used in the history of nairaland..... that's no church!!!!!!!!!! it's a football pitch where a fan was being controlled or something.

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 400billionman: 11:40am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:

Even if she does sky is big enough.......!

Cheeeeeers

She has a boyfriend on nairaland called DashMeNyash.

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by holluwai(m): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2016

Lady D ke

?

Abi Lady F
grin

mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:43am On Mar 06, 2016

mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

Lols pls tell me abt her

Cheeeeeers

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by babyfaceafrica: 11:43am On Mar 06, 2016

mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

lolz..you won spoil the guy runs

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 400billionman: 11:44am On Mar 06, 2016

mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

Conji is talking to the mumu.

When LadyF gimmicks don seduce everybody in the past.

Nah learner

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by omogidi234(m): 11:44am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:
Am telling you.!

And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taking......that's the order from above!

Lols

Cheeeeers

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by TheSuperNerd(m): 11:44am On Mar 06, 2016

Hmm.... Yeah, you got a point. So how about "world's most wrong (or wrongest) grammar"?? #smiles

Come on... It's just a little joke.

charlesucheh:
world most wrongest pics ever used in the history of nairaland..... that's no church!!!!!!!!!! it's a football pitch where a fan was being controlled or something.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MotorConnectz(m): 11:45am On Mar 06, 2016

charlesucheh:
world most wrongest pics ever used in the history of nairaland..... that's no church!!!!!!!!!! it's a football pitch where a fan was being controlled or something.

Bros I think we all know that. It just used to explain the joke.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:46am On Mar 06, 2016

otimothy:

of all the names na my name you see use abi? oya change am to bro titus....

Sorry bro Timothy kindly suggest another pls don't let them no that I bear Titus ....!

Cheeeeers

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Touchforfree(m): 11:49am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:

lol wait, let me consult Ifa

My Ifa says "domopps" & "ladyF" should be tied together of which Seun shall be the officiating minister.

Any objection as to dat ?.......

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by UmecheMoses(m): 11:49am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:
Am telling you.!

And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taking......that's the order from above!

Lols

Cheeeeers

Bros abeg now help our read English it's taken not taking
Haaa

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Aristotle96(m): 11:51am On Mar 06, 2016

UmecheMoses:

Bros abeg now help our read English it's taken not taking
Haaa

domopps:

Lols pls tell me abt her
Cheeeeeers

domopps:

Even if she does sky is big enough.......!

Cheeeeeers

brother u don cheeeers reach like 50 times abi ur drink no dy finish? Hiaaa! undecided

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by charlesucheh(m): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2016

MotorConnectz:
Bros I think we all know that. It just used to explain the joke.

then the joke is drier than Stephanie's[b] DRY [/b]

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ajuji1(m): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2016

mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

Tell am oo.. him want to be smarter than pastors of today

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by VivaDeAngelo(m): 11:56am On Mar 06, 2016

I rather stay at home than going to church with an empty pockets. I know it may not be the right thing to do but am just being completely honest with myself.

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by hollywater: 11:56am On Mar 06, 2016

Na the only thing wen dey carri mi go church self . Just to give God,because the Bible says,God love a cheerful giver.

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by charlesucheh(m): 11:56am On Mar 06, 2016

TheSuperNerd:
Hmm.... Yeah, you got a point. So how about "world's most wrong (or wrongest) grammar"?? #smiles

Come on... It's just a little joke.

ENGLISH TEACHER ON NAIRALAND......WASN'T QUOTING TO PASS JAMB!!!!! UNCLE....THAT'S WHY IT'S A SOCIAL MEDIA FORUM..........

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by petkoffDrake(m): 12:00pm On Mar 06, 2016

Pinkiedearie:
Some na that time dey go know say dem wan piss.

Eheeeeee! So that's what ur doing in service?? grin

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by petkoffDrake(m): 12:01pm On Mar 06, 2016

Pinkiedearie:
Some na that time dey go know say dem wan piss.

Eheeeeee! So that's what ur doing in service?? grin

U don expose urselfurself angry

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by southernbelle(f): 12:02pm On Mar 06, 2016

do people still do that?

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by leofab(f): 12:04pm On Mar 06, 2016

charlesucheh:
ENGLISH TEACHER ON NAIRALAND......WASN'T QUOTING TO PASS JAMB!!!!! UNCLE....THAT'S WHY IT'S A SOCIAL MEDIA FORUM..........

pleas sir just correct yourself.. No shame in admitting your grammatical blunder...

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by timilehing(m): 12:09pm On Mar 06, 2016

Offerings, hmmmm

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by drrid(m): 12:12pm On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

lady f,how was ur jamb scores ?
U said u are 2016 jambites already!

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

it's Lady F*ck again

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by TheSuperNerd(m): 12:14pm On Mar 06, 2016

Just say "thank you". Is that so hard? #smiles

@bolded... We got 2 tips here:

-That's why you should get the joke.
-That's exactly why you should strive to express your thoughts and sentences "correctly"... People pick up stuffs everyday. Millions online will see this.

And also, it's English language teacher (which I'm not anyway #smiles).

English teacher "basically" means "a teacher from England".

Ciao...

P.S: And I'm not an Uncle. I'm in my early 20s. #smiles

charlesucheh:
ENGLISH TEACHER ON NAIRALAND......WASN'T QUOTING TO PASS JAMB!!!!! UNCLE....THAT'S WHY IT'S A SOCIAL MEDIA FORUM..........

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