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BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by collinsVP: 11:02pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA. According to her aide “President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn’t. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband’s misgivings”. Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say “The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”. President Jonathan has declined to comment http://www.weeklypostng.co/2016/02/breaking-news-patience-joanthan.html 1 Share
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by collinsVP: 11:04pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Can she actually be prosecuted? |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by nnachukz(m): 11:05pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Still waiting for another source. Zombies have waited and waited for this kind of news but since it is not forthcoming, they can arrest her from the comfort of their home and report to us live and direct. Zombies life is a life filled with frustration and disappointment. 20 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by stevealibi: 11:05pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Piece of shiitt I don't belive it 1 Like |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by sunnyeinstein(m): 11:07pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Ol boy u go fear lies ooo. This shiii is just comedy i suppose |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by TippyTop(m): 11:12pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA. DSS can't arrest someone in America, op must be living in cloud cuckoo land. 18 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Johnny19: 11:13pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
derris God oo |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by eduSwisz(m): 11:25pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
This OP is just looking for comments shaaa. He's just acting on weed |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by lekjons(m): 11:28pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
smoke the type of weed wey your head carry.. dem no go listen.. 2 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by TheNonce: 11:32pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
This has to be the most _stupid thread ever created in the history of nairaland! Abeg which 1 be "aisha! God is seeing you?" O.p! Quit drinking sperm! It has clogged your medulla, your oblongata has been missing for a while though! 2 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Aceed: 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
hen! hen!! Buhari! hen!!! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Nobody: 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Op, What are you smoking?
I am reading this for the 3rd time in 2 weeks |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Opinedecandid(m): 12:02am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Jobless zombies. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by WailingWailer00(m): 12:20am On Mar 07, 2016 |
useless illiterate |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by fistonati(m): 12:23am On Mar 07, 2016 |
The op must be high on Oshogbo weed 2 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by acenazt: 12:28am On Mar 07, 2016 |
She has currupted the Oxford dictionary. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Nobody: 12:28am On Mar 07, 2016 |
OH! THIS IS A GOOD NEWS |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by ZombieSlayer: 12:30am On Mar 07, 2016 |
The zombies and their presidiot Buhari sniff do not drink alcohol because it is banned in the quoran but they smoke aisha's pubic hair, even prophet mohammed (My piss be upon him) smoked Aisha (his underaged wives pubic hair). So it is quoranic to smoke pubic hairs, which has now made them zombies of Africa. 1 Like |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by icybeth(m): 12:33am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Lie. Evident to d news up. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by compoundC: 1:21am On Mar 07, 2016 |
[size=38pt]Goodluck Jonathan is an ex president[/size] |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Nobody: 2:50am On Mar 07, 2016 |
collinsVP: Reason why this isn't true is that DSS has no authority outside the walls of the Nigerian Embassy and they themselves would be arrested for abuse of diplomatic powers. PS: Besides no prison wall can hold Mama Patience. All she has to do is speak and the bombs from her mouth will break the walls 3 Likes |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by ycat: 2:58am On Mar 07, 2016 |
People sha! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by banio: 3:00am On Mar 07, 2016 |
I am watching from 3D |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by BoleynDynaSTY(f): 5:21am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Not just arrest,they should persecute her sharp sharp |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by blackpanda: 5:33am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Hahahahaha....this is nothing but a joke! Btw Jonathan does not enjoy any immunity. There's no immunity for anybody once u out of office! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by wallex1983(m): 5:36am On Mar 07, 2016 |
And the news is still in the secret domain? |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by saintneo(m): 5:36am On Mar 07, 2016 |
collinsVP: fake news Jonathan no longer has any immunity. DSS cannot operate outside Nigeria. President Jonathan. Funny use of English .... Lamentations of Patience Jonathan lalasticlala kindly hide this thread 1 Like |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by 989900: 5:40am On Mar 07, 2016 |
“The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent”. 'Fakest newssss' . . , this ^^ funny though. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Patience Joanthan ARRESTED On The Order Of Buhari by Mynd44: 5:57am On Mar 07, 2016 |
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland. 2 Likes |
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