A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 

recycled, very stale,

my followers seems to be increasing day by day.

the older the better

THAT is a matter of opinion!

who is referring 2 u? the post is my attraction not ur followers or who ever they are

I'm just replying to what you said.

the older the better? some people will defo not agree with that.

Recycled or not, its a great joke.

i thought so

Godmother:

Recycled or not, its a great joke.

So very true mother

hey krama, HRU?

Hey Lysaa i'm good, and u?
How comes u didn't start the ques thread this time around?

do u know i just realised u could have replied me here after seeing the thread? thanks bro. LOL u wouldnt believe i got a mail from the mod to start it up again. LOL

whats up with u?

who cares?

sure and with him i nor send wetin anyone dey yan.

lysaa:

sure and with him i nor send wetin anyone dey yan.

who? since it OBVIOUSLY not Him

the latter part of ur quote has answer to ur question.

:d :d

Lysaa almost here again 

palasa?

wo' Roma, wo'?!??

lysaa:

do u know i just realised u could have replied me here after seeing the thread? thanks bro. LOL u wouldnt believe i got a mail from the mod to start it up again. LOL

whats up with u?

Well let's say im good, but feelin kinda guilty for starting the ques thread. Anyway the consolation is that i'm assuming i'm just holding brief for you

what r u guys on abt?



wanna use that thing they call email?

^Umhmmmm _Umhmmmm

Missin alot

krama:

Well let's say im good, but feelin kinda guilty for starting the ques thread. Anyway the consolation is that i'm assuming i'm just holding brief for you

nah, u dont have to feel guilty, its not likethe thread is mine, Seun started it first b4 i followed, Thanks for helping us out there.

Roma,

wata guan for games forum?