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I Need To Get Laid Asap by ifeajikap(m): 9:21pm On Mar 18, 2016
Its been so long since I did d needful right now my bladder is full nd no more space to store up in my scrotum sac. I need a volunteer who wuld help me off load old stock so dat new one can come in
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Marinza(m): 9:44pm On Mar 18, 2016
cheesy desperado
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 18, 2016
Olodo

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by layla129(f): 9:54pm On Mar 18, 2016
Mtcheeew...i wish some topics could get screened before been dispalyed on here
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by ifeajikap(m): 9:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
mineANDurs:
Olodo
was is d relationship wit olodo and off loading stock?
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by ifeajikap(m): 9:56pm On Mar 18, 2016
layla129:
Mtcheeew...i wish some topics could get screened before been dispalyed on here
jus as I wish ur post shuld be screened, ever heard of freedom of speech?
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Tommfrench(m): 9:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
you need Jesus ASAP

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by ifeajikap(m): 10:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
Tommfrench:
you need Jesus ASAP
or a wife so dat it can be a legal getting laid

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Remyboyhefty(m): 10:53pm On Mar 18, 2016
grin lol lady f ,introvert,pretydiva,layla dey na jst pick ur choice
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 10:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
cheesy i'm coming to climb u just wait let me get my Love Machine
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by holajeedayy: 11:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
Honestly i can t stop laffin i need to creat a trend too on how my x girl dey cabash under me
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by refiner(f): 11:03pm On Mar 18, 2016
mtsheeeew!!....next abeg!undecided
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by ShayGirl(f): 11:05pm On Mar 18, 2016
Receive sense ASAP!!! angry

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Maxity02(f): 11:06pm On Mar 18, 2016
noting person no go see for here..
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by holajeedayy: 11:06pm On Mar 18, 2016
Honestly i can t stop laffin i need to creat a trend too on how my x girl dey cabash under my lil prime minister when we dey mak love... Am thinkin it not suppose to b made public.
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by shizzy7(f): 11:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
I thought bladder is for Urine..... am I wrong??

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by shizzy7(f): 11:08pm On Mar 18, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy i'm coming to climb u just wait let me get my Love Machine
Halfrica, you're becoming a badt girl.....
I go flog you oiooi


I didn't even know the last word you typed is kini wontipe on NL?....
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Nobody: 11:09pm On Mar 18, 2016
Egbon! Go and marry now.
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 11:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
shizzy7:
Halfrica, you're becoming a badt girl.....
I go flog you oiooi


I didn't even know the last word you typed is kini wontipe on NL?....

cheesy yup im goin baddd o since good girls are being taken advantage of nd bad girls are being worshiped
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by olajorn(m): 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2016
halfricanadian:


cheesy yup im goin baddd o since good girls are being taken advantage of nd bad girls are being worshiped
don't be fake,there are still some people that will like you for we are....you won dey copy Laveda grin...Laveda na born bad gal
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 11:18pm On Mar 18, 2016
olajorn:
don't be fake,there are still some people that will like you for we are....you won dey copy Laveda grin...Laveda na born bad gal

grin twale to our mama * two hands in d hair*

Awon eyan mama awon ti won fo cement pelu middle finger wink
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 18, 2016
halfricanadian:

grin twale to our mama * two hands in d hair*
Awon eyan mama awon ti won fo cement pelu middle finger wink
xup with u?
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 11:27pm On Mar 18, 2016
olihilistic:
xup with u?

Boss mi sup ma hommie of life?
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Parpor(m): 11:28pm On Mar 18, 2016
OP,so make she they come by this time? All i can see is oshogbo weed in action...
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Parpor(m): 11:33pm On Mar 18, 2016
halfricanadian:


cheesy yup im goin baddd o since good girls are being taken advantage of nd bad girls are being worshiped
Halfricanadian what's up ?
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by MoneypassGod(m): 11:34pm On Mar 18, 2016
layla129:
Mtcheeew...i wish some topics could get screened before been dispalyed on here
After reading d title of d thread, u still clicked on it to see its content. Who is deceiving who..

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Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Raddie(m): 11:36pm On Mar 18, 2016
irunobo do the needful!
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by ba7man(m): 11:39pm On Mar 18, 2016
ifeajikap:
Its been so long since I did d needful right now my bladder is full nd no more space to store up in my scrotum sac. I need a volunteer who wuld help me off load old stock so dat new one can come in
Vaseline, bathing soap, omo, so klin, oshe lanky, canoe soap are all options to help you roll your dice. undecided
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Nobody: 11:57pm On Mar 18, 2016
halfricanadian:

Boss mi sup ma hommie of life?
I'm fine oo how was ya day
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 11:57pm On Mar 18, 2016
Parpor:

Halfricanadian what's up ?
Good you? grin
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by Gmekx(m): 12:01am On Mar 19, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy i'm coming to climb u just wait let me get my Love Machine

Yeye, him dey find who to climb jare
Re: I Need To Get Laid Asap by halfricanadian(f): 12:04am On Mar 19, 2016
Gmekx:


Yeye, him dey find who to climb jare

cheesy i wanna donate my climbing to his ministry

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