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My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by deholly(m): 10:54pm On Mar 21, 2016
wht shld I do my gf is like a wood during sex even though she feel pain she still don't move body only making different sound what shld I do matured comment pls
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by ENDTIMELIFE: 10:57pm On Mar 21, 2016
teach her how to satisfy ur foollish urge Oke Nkpi , u no go ready your books and be useful to your life cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by falconey(m): 11:00pm On Mar 21, 2016
ENDTIMELIFE:
teach her how to satisfy ur foollish urge Oke Nkpi , u no go ready your books and be useful to your life cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

Lwkm

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by prico32(m): 11:02pm On Mar 21, 2016
ENDTIMELIFE:
teach her how to satisfy ur foollish urge Oke Nkpi , u no go ready your books and be useful to your life cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

Hahahahahahah
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by MUVA(m): 11:03pm On Mar 21, 2016
Make her useful...... Use her for firewood gringrin

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by deholly(m): 11:06pm On Mar 21, 2016
ENDTIMELIFE:
teach her how to satisfy ur foollish urge Oke Nkpi , u no go ready your books and be useful to your life cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
u be fool am a working class nigga street asshole

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by thesicilian: 11:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
Many Naija girls are like that. Or so I hear.

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by deholly(m): 11:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
ENDTIMELIFE:
teach her how to satisfy ur foollish urge Oke Nkpi , u no go ready your books and be useful to your life cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
u be fool am a working class nigga street asshole #end time life
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by gamaliel121(m): 11:08pm On Mar 21, 2016
Give her kamasutra to read and watch

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by ettaetta(m): 11:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
she is a novice. teach her little by little. she will improve
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Abbeyunique2(m): 11:10pm On Mar 21, 2016
deholly:
wht shld I do my gf is like a wood during sex even though she feel pain she still don't move body only making different sound what shld I do matured comment pls
1: dead wood don't make sound
2: how big are you and do you knw how to hit it off.
3: maybe sex wasn't on her mind, she is only giving because she doesn't want you to cheat.
4. she might be a novice. change her orientation. watch healthy adult film 2geda and tell her you want try out those styles with her

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Abbeyunique2(m): 11:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
MUVA:
Make her useful...... Use her for firewood gringrin
LOL una no get chill atall
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by deholly(m): 11:14pm On Mar 21, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
LOL una no get chill atall
thanks man u made a good point ....u right

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by 6fit(f): 11:36pm On Mar 21, 2016
When u marry her then u can come back to ask for solution
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Nobody: 11:37pm On Mar 21, 2016
MUVA:
Make her useful...... Use her for firewood gringrin
laff wan scatter my right "AURICLE"
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by thowbie7ven(m): 11:54pm On Mar 21, 2016
Raise her up!...afteral, jesus raised Lazarus from the dead....
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by deholly(m): 11:57pm On Mar 21, 2016
thowbie7ven:
Raise her up!...afteral, jesus raised Lazarus from the dead....
get sense
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by lodscott(m): 1:50am On Mar 22, 2016
deholly:
get sense

have you tried talking to her,that's usually works.if dosnt n u can't take it anymore, bro subscribe to another package leave that wan for pecin wey like am like that.
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by misspicy(f): 4:50am On Mar 22, 2016
thesicilian:
Many Naija girls are like that. Or so I hear.
Or so you heard?

meaning you haven't even been with one and you concluded your generalization on hearsay.

you are a learner undecided





@OP you say she feels pains,and you expect her to be active during a sexual row,can you be less selfish and help her enjoy the act too?

HABA angry

make some research about the cause of pain,help her overcome it,talk to her,then teach her,with time you should enjoy sex together

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by MRBrownJ: 5:22am On Mar 22, 2016
she may be shy ...and therefore cant act out. have you tried turning the lights off and see if it helps in the dark?

she may be too "holy" ...and through listening to her pastor, believe that sex is solely for procreation and only ashis perform in the bedroom.

she may NOT know what to do ... and since you havent said anything, she thinks all is ok. show her how she "could" move/interact with you

she may be uninterested ...communicate with her to understand what she desires in the bedroom, and what turn her engine on, if anything.

put her on the spot ... as you guys are getting it on, talk to her and ask her to lead you. let her sometimes be in charge through bedroom games, and simply say:" today is your day and i will lie here motionless while you do me"

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Smellymouth: 5:27am On Mar 22, 2016
MUVA:
Make her useful...... Use her for firewood gringrin

Hahhahhhaaha

Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Smellymouth: 5:28am On Mar 22, 2016
thesicilian:
Many Naija girls are like that. Or so I hear.

Iffa hear... undecided. Naija girls re extremely good in bed bro.. grin

Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by 5starmilitant: 6:05am On Mar 22, 2016
When next you're having sex with her, also use cane or koboko on her. I bet you she will not only move her body, she will roll endlessly. cheesy cheesy


No need to thank me, what're friends for? grin grin grin
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Hermionegranger(f): 6:49am On Mar 22, 2016
deholly:
wht shld I do my gf is like a wood during sex even though she feel pain she still don't move body only making different sound what shld I do matured comment pls
She's obviously not enjoying it and You're obviously selfish because you're inconsiderate of the fact that she feels pain and if she feels pain, How the hell is she supposed to contort herself into sexy positions which WOULD only increase her pain? Those sounds she's making could even be moans of pain not pleasure but she doesn't want to say anything because she loves you and probably doesn't know what is wrong with her.

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by liljboy(m): 7:31am On Mar 22, 2016
MRBrownJ:
she may be shy ...and therefore cant act out. have you tried turning the lights off and see if it helps in the dark?

she may be too "holy" ...and through listening to her pastor, believe that sex is solely for procreation and only ashis perform in the bedroom.

she may NOT know what to do ... and since you havent said anything, she thinks all is ok. show her how she "could" move/interact with you

she may be uninterested ...communicate with her to understand what she desires in the bedroom, and what turn her engine on, if anything.

put her on the spot ... as you guys are getting it on, talk to her and ask her to lead you. let her sometimes be in charge through bedroom games, and simply say:" today is your day and i will lie here motionless while you do me"
the only matured mind here
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Nobody: 7:36am On Mar 22, 2016
Drag her to Efcc. That is erotic corrupt act and Buhari must hear of it.

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Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by jaelz(m): 8:04am On Mar 22, 2016
feels pain or pleasure
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by NemzySeries(m): 8:19am On Mar 22, 2016
d babe & Toyota hilux.....no weapon of ur yeye pr!ckk formed against her shall prosper
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Maxi112: 8:28am On Mar 22, 2016
have u try giving her a slap doing the act?...



try it, she might react very well after d slap... so she go no say no joy for ur face



best way to communicate to those type of girls
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by Prechicliff(f): 8:35am On Mar 22, 2016
.dead wood...hehehe
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by akpur1(m): 8:47am On Mar 22, 2016
Did she work as a sex worker
Re: My Gf Is Like Like A Dead Wood During Sex by player007(m): 9:16am On Mar 22, 2016
Just 1 question
How big are you down there
Who knows.....mybe you are not hitting 'it' right.

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