I'm sure both the ladies and the guys have done some hilarious things in order to impress, please and attract the opposite sex.

Some impress opposite sex with "borrowing of a friend's car", "Wearing an uncomfortable cloth and shoes" , "Trying to show your uncompleted packs" etc.

In a nutshell, just share with us, hilarious things you've ever done to impress A guy or Lady.

Lemme first start the Kick-off..

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*clears Throat*..There was this girl in my school that had been noticing for a long period of time...
Am a guy that don't live above my limit buh this girl made me do the unexpected in me..

I promised to make sure I get hold of the girl by impressing her though am a Shy type of a guy..

I borrowed a friend's car without considering the repercussion of it and I haven't finished my tutorials on how to drive buh I do know little of it..

After lecture, I quickly went to where I parked the car and drove the car down to where the girl is waiting for a cab.I stopped beside her and asked "Hey babe! Where are you going"?..
She said she's going to her hostel not that very much far from where I stay.

I requested if I can give her a ride and she replied "No problem".

I was chatting with her almost forgetting I was driving..Almost getting to her Abode, I collapsed with a parked car alongside of the road.

I was terrified like "OMG, What a mess".The babe just walked off like "What concerns me".

I was almost beaten that day buh Thank God I was freed.
My friend almost killed me for destroying part of his car...

Feel free to share yours.

Lavish her salary and keep mine.
Have i done anything bad?





*SirMP just joined the conversation

*I am a perfect gentle man just like Sean told you

In 1999 as a J.S 2 boy, I borrowed 15naira (yes fifteen) from my friend Yinka to join to my own 20 naira in order to carry a girl to JOVAD fast food. Highly ridiculous

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Back then In jss 2.....I wrote a letter not less than 450 words, folded it in an envelope with a #50 naira note. Gave it to her kid brother to deliver. On getting to school on Monday the girl came with her friends to disgrace and warn me and threw my epistle and 50 naira at me.... was so shameful...now its so funny to think i wrote such letter to woo a girl i barely talked with. Chuldren sha.

I took bank loan to buy her Range Rover Sport


She dumped me the following month

Promises to be interesting, driver we will make a stop right here

Peju na my 1st crush for ss1, I burn my mama airtime finish 4 midnite on call with her. Gsm just come out that time. My mama nearly kill me d next day upon say she no gimme chop money go sch.

I starved myself for her, she dey fat, I dey lean. Me weh never chop shortbread and pringles b4, I bought 2 each for her just to impress her. That nite 1 black man tell me for dream say I mumu; say how I go give woman wetin I never chop for my life b4. So I hide inside toilet chop all d buiscits and pringles finish bcus my mama must not see say na wetin I dey use money buy be that only to reach sch d next day and notice she's already bought pant and singlet for me. I later realized she's not even bothered with wetin I get or perhaps she never sabi materialism then sha.

STFUareyouGod:
I took bank loan to buy her Range Rover Sport


She dumped me the following month

Lol! She must be a bitch.

RadicallyBlunt:
Peju na my 1st crush for ss1, I burn my mama airtime finish 4 midnite on call with her. Gsm just come out that time. My mama nearly kill me d next day upon say she no gimme chop money go sch.

I starved myself for her, she dey fat, I dey lean. Me weh never chop shortbread and pringles b4, I bought 2 each for her just to impress her. That nite 1 black man tell me for dream say I mumu; say how I go give woman wetin I never chop for my life b4. So I hide inside toilet chop all d buiscits and pringles finish bcus my mama must not see say na wetin I dey use money buy be that only to reach sch d next day and notice she's already bought pant and singlet for me. I later realized she's not even bothered with wetin I get or perhaps she never sabi materialism then sha.

So hilarious!

NiRfreak:
Back then In jss 2.....I wrote a letter not less than 450 words, folded it in an envelope with a #50 naira note. Gave it to her kid brother to deliver. On getting to school on Monday the girl came with her friends to disgrace and warn me and threw my epistle and 50 naira at me.... was so shameful...now its so funny to think i wrote such letter to woo a girl i barely talked with. Chuldren sha.

U must knw hw to write an Essay bro.