Allah gave muhammed the best death a Hot man can dream of, he died while making love to the one he loved to make love most,

PROOF THAT HE DIED DURING AN EXPLOSIVE MOMENT

Ibn Hisham page 682:

….that he heard Aisha say: “The apostle died on my bosom during my turn: [of having sex with]. It was due to my ignorance and extreme youth that the apostle died in my arms

Sahih Bukhari,
Volume 7, Book 62, Number 144:

Narrated ‘Aisha:
He died on the day of my usual turn ( of having sex) at my house. Allah took him unto him while his head was between my chest and my
neck and his saliva was mixed with my SALIVA.

Aisha is blaming her youth and ignorance for causing Prophet’s death . Aisha’s eager cooperation excited Prophet immensely which lead to a wild session of pre-intimacy and tongue action followed by intensive sex . Due to her inexperience she could not see the danger of an old man performing sex with a young woman during his serious illness. Timely slowing down or stopping him could have saved his life. Prophet had an explosive climax which his old and sick heart could not handle and went in a cardiac arrest. She saw him die and slump on her bosom during his moment of extreme pleasure. (which is not uncommon in such cases). That is why she felt guilty of causing his death,

HE DID NOT RECITE KALIMA AT DEATH

The hadiths indicate that instead of having kalima on his mouth like a good muslim during his last moments , prophet’s mouth was busy in tongue action and French kissing.

HARD FACTS

His body must have stiffened as he died during his pleasure moment in an “as is” condition. The fact that they tried to cover him with triple shroud indicates an embarrassing bulge which they must have tried to even out by extra layers of clothing. They wouldn’t have wanted all to know what their prophet was up to when he died.

Dawood, Book 20, Number 3147:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas:

The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) was shrouded in three garments made in Najran: two garments and one shirt in which he died.

Apparently neither the three clothing layers nor the reported delay in burial helped in the situation and he was buried quietly.

Well what can we say. . . . .at least he died happpy
Jesus must be boiling with jealousy!

would u rather be beaten to stupor and hammered to a cross

Why did you use bracket to alter the meaning, The Prophet use to go to his wives room turn by turn and he died in aisha's room while she was caring for him from his illness, aisha had to soften a chewing stick in the presence of umar and she gave it to the prophet making her saliva to mix with his, she also kissed him. For details check sahih bukhari, hadith number: 1672 and 1670

What happen to the christian god ? Mathew 27 is a chapter of how the christian god was spat, struck and stripped then subsequently nailed to the cross that he began to utter gibberish, mathew 27:46 'myself myself, why did me forsake me'. Chei what a tragic death of a god

I am utterly revolted.
This thread stinks of sulphur and death.

Abuzola:

What happen to the christian god ? Mathew 27 is a chapter of how the christian god was spat, struck and stripped then subsequently nailed to the cross that he began to utter gibberish, mathew 27:46 'myself myself, why did me forsake me'. Chei what a  tragic death of a god

What has this got to do with the topic under discussion. You use every opportunity you have to baselessly make statements that you know nothing about. Is this the way to go about earning virgins?

@ poster

Do you not fear for your life, Remember what the christian can take, the muslims will not. But you posted it as if it was a joke but when i checked it, it was true, LMAO, ohh sorry I do not want a fatwa on my own head too. My bad!!!

@jil, do you know that you are one bloody fool, were you not the one that say i should not stay on ur way ? Now i see why your god die on calvary. Hahaha

@abuzola,
If you agree to go to school, maybe me and some kindhearted nairalanders will contribute for your tuition.
You and ignorance have been pals for too long

Really ? Why don't you embrace the truth that ur god died a miserable death before talking of bigotry sponsorship