*ONLY FOR NAIJA*
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Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading
N200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say
recharge N200 and win a big ship. Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100 and win
Benin Republic.
Glo, go just kuku ma say... Recharge N500 and win
Nigeria because their colour na Green.
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Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEATPIE" .
Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM
machines.
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Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:- Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a pity)
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Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make
e quick change from Red to Green.
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Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no go fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
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Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4
Police station.
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Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5,
X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be Bill Gates?
Abi na you invent internet? .
Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work
as generator repairer.
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Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make u
no forget to return d bottle. .
Na 4 only Naija,
you go see madman dey control traffic, people wey
their head correct dey obey...
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Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money. Way he
himself no get kobo
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Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy
birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.
. Na only 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED"
Lolz like I started,,, only for naija Tipnaija Enjoy *COPIED*