1. Your guy tells you that you're the only flower in his garden and you are happy? Abeg which garden has only one flower


2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the truth is


3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is,
as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as
Useless as the "p"in Psycho


4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you
are still single. Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.


5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not Abroad.




6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .



7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a
cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life



8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins
ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR
m Q'RAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked
your cane in kerosene



9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd
and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still
retain the 1st position



10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever
made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid
Prison break



11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are
looking for who to use for money
rituals?




12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in
the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, why are u so
happy?



13. And if after reading this u still don't have any reason to smile, I'm sorry its either your problem is bigger than the joke
or you mistakenly sold your sense of humour on olx. !!..


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Lolz. Very funny and inspiring

Eehya....

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