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| All Men Are Honest by sholabanke(m): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Hi, Men lie for reasons to keep family together. If you doubt this, please read the message below Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand men) " One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a GOLDEN Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a SILVER Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an IRON Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is Untrue!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'NO' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!" |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by Godmother(f): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Keep deceiving yourself, guy. |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by chiejik(f): 11:22am On Jul 30, 2009 |
please dont use the name of your GOD in vain |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by sexyLeamon(f): 11:23am On Jul 30, 2009 |
say u are, not all men pleaseeeeeeeeeee |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by sholabanke(m): 11:52am On Jul 30, 2009 |
@sexyleamon u still find me come here |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by sexyLeamon(f): 11:57am On Jul 30, 2009 |
yes i did with this your topic sef |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by MrWaters: 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
Offcourse we are;-) hahahaha |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by biola44: 12:12pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
honesty is relative, |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by MoneyRule(m): 1:03pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
Oh yes! We are(mostly to ourselves though) but nothing to it, as long as there's a "honest" there. |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by sholabanke(m): 12:52pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
thank u my brother |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by sweetpie23: 1:44pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
you wish |
| Re: All Men Are Honest by Aprilmay(f): 1:54pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
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