Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he
innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you
and your family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of
riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of
happiness
collapse on you and your family
Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of
blessings jam and crush you and your family.
May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members. May the sea of
miracles drown you and your family members in
Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: Daddy you should be saying ‘Amen’ to
claim these prayers
Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

Lwkmd..

my stomach is rumbling.