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In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by barnabas91: 1:30pm On Apr 07, 2016
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be determined
by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even behind
the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing
the ball you were given a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the car or
tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection.
13. You only get substituted when
called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty.
You can share yours

#Prof-Tee

Cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by Fmartin(m): 1:33pm On Apr 07, 2016
Brothers cnnt feature on one side grin
Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 07, 2016
So true
Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by Lamzee(m): 1:50pm On Apr 07, 2016
na so,for real mhen, I dey always feel like Boss den with my ball

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Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by barnabas91: 2:08pm On Apr 07, 2016
Fmartin:
Brothers cnnt feature on one side grin
I was number one person back then to disallow brothers playing together grin
Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by Fmartin(m): 2:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
barnabas91:
I was number one person back then to disallow brothers playing together grin
grin
Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by barnabas91: 5:08pm On Apr 07, 2016
Lamzee:
na so,for real mhen, I dey always feel like Boss den with my ball
For my time, na Jay Jay dem dey call me, my head dey swell. I sabi put ball for People Oc well grin
Re: In Football, Do You Remember This As A Kid? by DrayZee: 5:01am On Apr 09, 2016
If you're picked last you're a loser grin angry embarassed angry grin

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