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Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by Nobody: 9:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
it was a bright morning when I stood up from my bed and walked down to the bathroom in my hostel to rinse my face,,on opening my hostel room door the first greeting that complemented me was "Good morning blackest" ,it hitted me hard because I hate people telling me "O boy you black gan o" as if I don't know my skin complexion.....I sha shook it off and decided to take my bath after making up my mind to go to a cosmetic shop to get a good cream that will work well on me and raise me from the level of blackness......
On getting to the shop i told the woman my predicament (abi no be predicament) and I asked her to please suggest a cream for my skin and she said "JERGENS" ,,jergens?? are you sure it will work? She said yes...Naso I pay the woman the sum of 1200naira.......
But my sister and brother,I no know say I light before until I started using Jergens,,I GOT SO blACK to the extent that Strangers compliment my BLACKNESS,,, "Bros you black pass chaco o" ,"bros dem suppose rename black and put your name" and so on.....
Because of jergens now,I no longer pass normal route to lecture theaters,na konakona to avoid USELESS comment,,,Even my bunkie won't stop saying "HIANHA God forgot you for Oven nii"" all because of JERGENS


the JERGENS still dey plenty ,I no fit exhaust am in 5months

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Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by one4GOD(f): 7:46am On Apr 08, 2016
Hello OP: JERGENS generally is to repair wrinkled area of the skin and they come in different forms. I for one use JERGENS for part of my body that rub together when u walk, such as between may legs and also under arms. For this purpose I use the JERGENS ultra healing. In your case you probably got the JERGENS with Shea butter which causes you to darken the more. I will suggest you check the content of the JERGENS you bought and ensure it doesn't contain Shea butter if it does then it is not ideal for you if you want a lighten skin. Also note the difference between JERGENS & Jergens (Go and find out the reason for this). I do hope you understand.
thank.

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Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by Nobody: 11:24am On Apr 10, 2016
one4GOD:
Hello OP: JERGENS generally is to repair wrinkled area of the skin and they come in different forms. I for one use JERGENS for part of my body that rub together when u walk, such as between may legs and also under arms. For this purpose I use the JERGENS ultra healing. In your case you probably got the JERGENS with Shea butter which causes you to darken the more. I will suggest you check the content of the JERGENS you bought and ensure it doesn't contain Shea butter if it does then it is not ideal for you if you want a lighten skin. Also note the difference between JERGENS & Jergens (Go and find out the reason for this). I do hope you understand.
thank.
actually it is jergens and I am using ultra healing,,,,I am no more dark I am now black!! seriously black!as in Charcoal!

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Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by Ginaz(f): 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2016
This guy is so funny hahaha hahaha kikikikikiki grin grin grin
Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by flowjoe: 9:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
im literally lmfao grin ah swer tears flowing down from ma eyes
ds story is hilarious
really woe cheesy
Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 13, 2016
Ginaz:
This guy is so funny hahaha hahaha kikikikikiki grin grin grin
SISTER! itiz not a jokeng Stoff...I need a solution

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Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by beckissluv(f): 2:17am On Jul 19, 2016
pls help
i jst finished using jergens ultra healing,d one i used contains 3 vitamins and it worked well for me
i bought another jergens ultra healing,which contains olive oil formular yesterday,dis one is more watery than the one i used before
pls i want to knw if this one that contains olive oil formular will make dark becos i somuch love my skin the way it looks after using jergens ultra healing that contains 3 vit B5, D, A.it makes me look soft ,fresh, brightens me
pls reply
those that av use jergens ultra healing that contains olive oil formular should pls reply me
Re: Woe Unto Jergens!!!! by yungEX(m): 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2018
one4GOD:
Hello OP: JERGENS generally is to repair wrinkled area of the skin and they come in different forms. I for one use JERGENS for part of my body that rub together when u walk, such as between may legs and also under arms. For this purpose I use the JERGENS ultra healing. In your case you probably got the JERGENS with Shea butter which causes you to darken the more. I will suggest you check the content of the JERGENS you bought and ensure it doesn't contain Shea butter if it does then it is not ideal for you if you want a lighten skin. Also note the difference between JERGENS & Jergens (Go and find out the reason for this). I do hope you understand.
thank.
Pls what's the difference?

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