1 Zlatan isn't expensive, expensive is Zlatan.

2 At school, the teachers have to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan.

3 A village named a bridge Zlatan, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Zlatan!

4 A defender nearly tripped Zlatan by mistake, even though Zlatan never fell, the defender reported himself to the referee and asked to be given a red card.

5 When Alexander graham bell invented the telephone in 1847, he discovered two missed calls from Zlatan.

6 When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun has to close it's eyes.

7 Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Jr.

8 Zlatan once woke up late and.... Sorry Zlatan is never late, the clock must be wrong.

9 Zlatan once came to training late, and the coach punished the other players for coming early.

10 Zlatan never has a heart attack, nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

11 When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

12 When Zlatan buys something, the cashier pays him.

13 Zlatan doesn't run on grass, the grass runs under him.

14 Zlatan once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed everything to him.

15 When Zlatan mom gave birth to Zlatan, Zlatan helped deliver himself.

16 When Zlatan left his home to play professionally, he told his dad: ''you are the man of the house now.''

17 Zlatan killed two rocks with one bird.

18 Zlatan is the only man who pockets even when naked.

19 When Zlatan calls your name wrongly, you are to change it to whatever he says.

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Zlatan Once Missed School Twice In A Week And Those Days Were Later Called Saturaday And Sunday And Hence Declared School-free. They Guy Too Get Mouth

Before His Birth, The English Alphabet Stopped At 'y' It Was His Birth And The Need To Name Him Zlatan That Brought About Letter Z

When zlatan kicks the ball, the ball asks him for directions

Broses, I no understand wetin una dey do hia oh. Abeg make una yan me wotsup na?

Zlantan is d only player that scores before he shoot the ball ....
But he was unlucky to come around during the reign of Messi and Ronaldo . 9 years reign is a big punishment to him .

rudebouy:
Broses, I no understand wetin una dey do hia oh. Abeg make una yan me wotsup na?

Bros Na This Zlatan Of A Guy O.. Im Too Dey Praise Himself. If U Folo Him On Twitter U Will Undestand Better

Ramanto:
Zlatan Once Missed School Twice In A Week And Those Days Were Later Called Saturaday And Sunday And Hence Declared School-free. They Guy Too Get Mouth

Before His Birth, The English Alphabet Stopped At 'y' It Was His Birth And The Need To Name Him Zlatan That Brought About Letter Z

Nice facts u got @Remanto, you can add more to make the page more interesting.. am gonna do same here..

lexyman:
Zlantan is d only player that scores before he shoot the ball ....
But he was unlucky to come around during the reign of Messi and Ronaldo . 9 years reign is a big punishment to him .

@lexyman.. nice facts.. Ronaldo and Messi are just monsters, but I hope Zlatan wins the world footballer of the year before he retires..

Cokwologu:

@lexyman.. nice facts.. Ronaldo and Messi are just monsters, but I hope Zlatan wins the world footballer of the year before he retires..

How??!

fF01:

How??!

I mean i'd like for Zlatan to win the world footballer of the year award before he retires..

Another fact is that he has just signed for man U
http://www.prestnaija.com/zlatan-ibrahimovic-signs-man-u-deal/