Chief Security Officer...

Sharing Formula

Buhari Sense...

When ur time is near...

Shayodispenser

Cutting Cost...

Life on the Line...

Miss Nigeria Contest...

Village PHd holder's house...

U can add urs...

Oya na make una no fall my hand...

When u have 1 on 1 opportunity with Bubu...

kam nukwa!!

Almighty Formula...

NNPC MEGA STATION

lol

Let's see urs

WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind you eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from on high destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers

*PASTOR: May thunder fire youb! Idiot.... and he blocked me!!!

When shakara don dey end

When ur mum buys u made in 9ja toy

Alarm don blow

Feel free to add urs

Where "BUHARI" keep this thing self?

When U Smoke Oshogbo Weed...

Let's see urs..

Selfi gone wild

When u check Buhari on GOOGLE...

buhari is deaf
buhari is dead
buhari is sick
buhari is from which state
buhari is an illiterate
buhari is clueless
buhari is Nigeria's problem

Pay back time