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Before I Can Take Any Religion Serious by otemanuduno: 8:41pm On Apr 15, 2016
I was inspired to write this when I saw an Ambulance whirring piteously on the 3rd Mainland bridge as it tries to manoeuvre its way all the way from somewhere to a GBAGADA Hospital. I was moved to tears.

Now this is my advice to our billionaire pastors. Let them construct hospitals in every corner of the states and let the hospitals have heliports where helicopters can land(instead of building churches up and down)

Let them provide helicopters in case of emergency(instead of buying PRIVATE JETS which profits no one except themselves). Helicopters instead of AMBULANCE buses will save more perishing souls than Private Jets. Hospitals instead of Churches will even save much more.

MY PIECE OF CAKE!

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Re: Before I Can Take Any Religion Serious by Weah96: 6:34pm On Apr 16, 2016
otemanuduno:
I was inspired to write this when I saw an Ambulance whirring piteously on the 3rd Mainland bridge as it tries to manoeuvre its way all the way from somewhere to a GBAGADA Hospital. I was moved to tears.

Now this is my advice to our billionaire pastors. Let them construct hospitals in every corner of the states and let the hospitals have heliports where helicopters can land(instead of building churches up and down)

Let them provide helicopters in case of emergency(instead of buying PRIVATE JETS which profits no one except themselves). Helicopters instead of AMBULANCE buses will save more perishing souls than Private Jets. Hospitals instead of Churches will even save much more.

MY PIECE OF CAKE!

Building hospitals is antithetical to the God business. God provides garri and gold in the afterlife. He also provides womanliness. So there's really no incentive for the God followers to go to a hospital, unless they are cowards.
Re: Before I Can Take Any Religion Serious by Niflheim(m): 1:10pm On Apr 08, 2017
@High Priest "OTEM",

Wise words from the messenger of "ATUM"!!! Unlike pastor who likes to receive 10% of all the cash earned by elderly pensioners!!!
Re: Before I Can Take Any Religion Serious by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 08, 2017
Is that all?
Re: Before I Can Take Any Religion Serious by otemanuduno: 12:42pm On Apr 09, 2017
Bumidavis:
Is that all?
express ur opinion pls...

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