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Child Benefits. by wormedup(m): 6:50am On Nov 14, 2006 |
A young Essex woman goes to the local council to register for child benefits. "How many children?" asks the council worker. "Ten," replies the Essex woman. "Ten!", says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," says the Essex woman. "Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the council worker. "Naah," says the Essex woman. "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to them individually?" asks the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the young woman, "I just use their surnames." |
Re: Child Benefits. by Mystique(f): 4:54pm On Nov 17, 2006 |
Wat, she's got so many baby daddys? Datz just Crazy |
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