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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by jamace(m): 8:54pm On Aug 29, 2010
Tick says the clock tick tick

What you have to do, do quick grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Aug 30, 2010
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by katukay: 11:44am On Sep 04, 2010
hahahaha guys i have never felt as young as this in my whole adult life wow,

BABY JESUS X2
I LOVE YOU X2
YOU AR MY SAVIOUR X2
EVERYDAY X2
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by katukay: 11:49am On Sep 04, 2010
MUKINA, U AR THE BEST.INFACT YOU NEVER WASTED TIME IN NURSERY SCHOOL LIKE CHIC2PIMP, (bla bla bla sheep, ?)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:46pm On Sep 04, 2010
Yes o grin

i opened my eyes and ears wella grin

chickenshrimp was busy sleeping and crying to go home grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by xPensive1: 6:40pm On Sep 04, 2010
I bet no one wud wanna know my nusery ryhme
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Dunddy(m): 7:06pm On Sep 04, 2010
aeropileni odabo
bami kiya mi eleko
eko meji o yo mi
oyo mi o oyo mi
mo ri emo lagege
aja wewu oroso
o wo bata ese kan
owa pampam
o jigijigi
lol

one - ookan
two- eeji
three - eeta
, ten-eewa
, thirteen - metala
fourteen - merinla
fifteen - marunla

lol
gone are those days. miss them really.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Sep 04, 2010
Katie, Katie, Katie the Kangaroo
She wanted to live in a private house
and ran, away from the zoo!

So one day the zoo keeper asked her - what can you do??
I'm Katie
I'm Katie
and I'm, I'm a lady
I'm Katie the Kangaroo!! grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:04am On Sep 05, 2010
There were 2 little black birds sitting on the wall
One named Peter, One named Paul (P Square)
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
Oh! Comeback little black birds and sit on the wall
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:06am On Sep 05, 2010
Ta l'o n pariwo?
Omoesu l'o n pariwo
Abi Iwo ni? Ra ra emi ko
Omo Esu l'on pariwo
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:08am On Sep 05, 2010
Holy water, Holy water eh!
Holy water, emu funfun grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:10am On Sep 05, 2010
Mommy, I want to drink small stout
Daddy, I want to drink small stout
Uncle, I want to drink small stout
Shut up pikin we no go give you small stout
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:12am On Sep 05, 2010
Sunny bobo, Ebejia
Sunny bobo, Umu nna
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:12am On Sep 05, 2010
lioncoolst:

Mommy, I want to drink small stout
Daddy, I want to drink small stout
Uncle, I want to drink small stout
Shut up pikin we no go give you small stout
nor be nursery rhyme oh grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:14am On Sep 05, 2010
Nsobu, enyimba Enyi
Nsobu nsobu enyimba Enyi
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:17am On Sep 05, 2010
Time na moni o, Orimando (2 x)
No waka waka, Orimando
No gossip gossip, Orimando
, grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:21am On Sep 05, 2010
I am bad, I am bad, U know it I am bad
U know I am bad I am bad U know it, I am bad
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:23am On Sep 05, 2010
, Yahoo Oh Oh!!
, Yahoo Oh Oh!!
, Yahoo Oh Oh!!
Yahoo zee,
Everybody, enof effizzy,
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lioncoolst(m): 12:26am On Sep 05, 2010
Osondi Owendi
Osondi Owendi O
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 9:04pm On Sep 05, 2010
lioncoolst:

I am bad, I am bad, U know it I am bad
U know I am bad I am bad U know it, I am bad

LOL!!

Definitely not a nursery rhyme!! grin grin grin grin

erm. . .na which nursery you go sef?? cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Kunbee: 11:17pm On Sep 05, 2010
na Umuhia community secondary school for the sharpest minds grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by ednutey(f): 2:37pm On Sep 06, 2010
I pill hungry in not for food it is for love
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Kunbee: 12:40am On Sep 07, 2010
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 12:12am On Sep 11, 2010
I see the moon!

The moon sees me!!

God bless the moon. . .and God bless me!!!

grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by ifyegede(m): 3:17pm On Sep 11, 2010
The day is bright
Is bright and fair
O happy day
A day of joy x2
Mama jellof rice

Holiday is coming x2
No more teacher's whip
No more morning bell
Goodbye teachers
Goodbye scholars
I'm going to spend my jolly holiday.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 3:22pm On Sep 11, 2010
^^ Girl you're bringing back memories!!

Lol grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 3:25pm On Sep 11, 2010
Goosie goosie gander,

how shall I wander?

upstairs or downstairs, in ma lady's chamber!

There I met an old man

who couldn't say his prayers

I kicked him by the left leg

And threw him down the stairs!!

**and I added this bit**

The steps made a quack
the man jumped on his nose,
goosie, goosie said
quack! quack!! quack!!!


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ben13: 3:46pm On Sep 11, 2010
Poor moi . . .I never attended. grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by EfemenaXY: 12:04am On Sep 12, 2010
^^ na akara school you go now. . . grin grin

but una get song for the alphabets - abi??

A -B, C-D, E-F, G-H
I-J, K-L
.
.
.
.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by firestar(f): 5:44pm On Aug 09, 2011
You guys. . . grin

Koo koo Adie
Baa Baa Aja
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ajibel(m): 6:17pm On Aug 09, 2011
money money money
i like money
i need money
i want money
igbo's love money
up and down money
sideways money
everything is money
nairaland is money
people make money
our parents spend money
money money money
to hell with money

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by na2(f): 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2011
old rodger is dead

1960- i go lodon

children children, go to the market

jack and jill went up d hill

d list is long both ajebo ones at school and kpako ones at home, life was fun then, not now wen all kids want to do is go to movies.

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