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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 4:14pm On Aug 11, 2009
. . .

medicine for what?
Medicine for coughing

Are you coughing?
yes papa

kpu koko kpu koko ho ho oh ho. . .


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2009
little ble little ble wia av u been to?
av been to d hospital
hospital 4 wat?
hospital 4 medicine
medicine 4 wat?
medicine 4 coughing
r u coughing?
yes aunty
cough let me hia u
come better come better ho ho ho ho


Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:48pm On Aug 12, 2009
sum av food but can not eat
sum can eat but av no food
we av food & we can eat Glory be to thee o Lord!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 1:06pm On Aug 12, 2009
i have a big cough sir
in my little chest sir,
anytime i cough sir,
u have to buy me chin chin
ehe ehe cough sir

@muki
why u dey drive me na, just becus of ryhmes? u need to be kissed i swear
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
you wan kiss me? grin tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:20pm On Aug 12, 2009
i see the moon
the moon sees me
God bless the moon
and God bless me grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alimat2(f): 1:25pm On Aug 12, 2009
yes ha 1 kiss u kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:28pm On Aug 12, 2009
alimat 2:

yes ha 1 kiss u kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
thanks dear kiss kiss kiss smiley
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Aug 12, 2009
*slaps alimat* kiss snatcher!

retrieves kiss and smiles****muahhhhhhh
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:37pm On Aug 12, 2009
snatchs the kisses back from clemcy angry
returns them back to Alimat kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:01pm On Aug 12, 2009
I'm so high, I even touch the sky
above the falling rain
I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so
here I come again

Got to have kaya now
Got to have kaya now
Got to have kaya now
For the rain is fallin

sad
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
come & buy my rice
come & buy my beans
come & buy tins of milk
the market woman begs

motor jam police
police jam mama
akara mama throway pim pim pim throway
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:13pm On Aug 12, 2009
H stands or happiness you'll always find it dia
O stands for order, mother loves law and order
M stands for mother you'll never have another
E stands for everyone and everyone at home
HOME homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kiss kiss
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Aug 12, 2009
*faints*
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:17pm On Aug 12, 2009
:p
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:24pm On Aug 12, 2009
when u talk to an elder bow ur head & keep ur tongue in
when u grow the littles of yesterday will so likewise unto u
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:25pm On Aug 12, 2009
they got so much things to say right now
they got so much things to say.
they got so much things to say right now
they got so much things to say.

eh! But I'll never forget no way: they crucified Je-sus Christ
I'll never forget no way they stole Marcus Garvey for rights.
Oo-ooh!
I'll never forget no way: they turned their back on Paul Bogle.
hey-ey!
So don't you forget (no way) ur youth,
who u are and where u stand in the struggle.
they go so very, so very, so very, so very, so very, so very,
so very, so very, so very, so very, so very -
everything they say - so much to say.

they got so much things to say, so much things to say.
I'n'I nah come to fight flesh and blood,
but spiritual wickedness in 'igh and low places.
So while they fight you down,
stand firm and give Jah thanks and praises.
'Cos I'n'I no expect to be justified
by the laws of men - by the laws of men.
Oh, true they have found me guilty,
But through - through Jah proved my innocency.
Oh, when the rain fall, fall, fall now,
It don't fall on one man's housetop. Remember that. .

when the rain fall,
it don't fall on one man's housetop.
they singin': so very much, so very much, oh so very much,
so very, very -
they got so much things to say right now;
yeah, they got so much things to say.

hey, but I'n'I - I'n'I nah come to fight flesh and blood,
but spiritual wickedness in 'igh and low places.
So while, so while, so while they fight u down,
stand firm and give Jah thanks and praises.
I'n'I no expect to be justified
by the laws of men - by the laws of men.
Oh, hey thru Jah to prove my innocency,
I told u wicked think they found me guilty.

They got la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
- they la very much all the time.

So much things to say, rumour about,
they got so much without humour,
they don't know what they're doin, yeah.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:48pm On Aug 12, 2009
Lysaa shocked shocked shocked
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2009
wagwan mukina? respeck to d maximum me sistren. respeck
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alimat2(f): 2:53pm On Aug 12, 2009
pls ha no hear inglich, rewine ur self grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:56pm On Aug 12, 2009
chei na wa for language grin cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:10pm On Aug 12, 2009
spik ya own make we hia
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alimat2(f): 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2009
She cant spoke a gulder inglich than mine
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2009
Early to bed
Early to rise
Makes a lad healthy, wealthy & wise
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alimat2(f): 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2009
@ Rom

To my suprice u no dey healthy, wealthy and wise

maybe u no dey wake up early shaa grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 4:07pm On Aug 12, 2009
There's a natural mystic blowing thru the air;
If u listen carefully now u will hear.
this could be the first trumpet, might as well be the last:
many more will have to suffer,
many more will have to die - don't ask me y.

things are not the way they used to be,
I won't tell no lie;
One and all have to face reality now.
'Tho I've tried to find the answer to all the questions they ask.
'Tho I know it's impossible to go livin' thru the past -
don't tell no lie.
cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
Lysaa e sound like poem oh tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 4:21pm On Aug 12, 2009
my early schl was a home scl in the jungle AKA greenland, with those lines banging at the background. cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mamagee6(f): 8:09pm On Aug 12, 2009
*sleeps off*
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 12:22am On Aug 13, 2009
if u wanna be somebodi;
if u wanna go somewhere;
u better wake up and pay attention!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:43am On Aug 13, 2009
i went to the market . .market

to see my paddy . padddy
go tell me mama . .mammaaaaa
i don go o ,. . go oooooooooooo

grin grin grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 12:46am On Aug 13, 2009
mukina go to bed angry tongue

what are u doing up this late? match dey on?

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