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Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Temmyturpe(f): 8:02am On Apr 29, 2016
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good.

He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment.

I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.

This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them.

My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body.

And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.


On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies.

If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.

Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!.

Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . may God make it easy for us and forgive us for our wrong doing

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Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by MissSlimbody(f): 8:05am On Apr 29, 2016
Temmyturpe:
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good.

He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment.

I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.

This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them.

My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body.

And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.


On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies.

If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.

Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!.

Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . may God make it easy for us and forgive us for our wrong doing



Written by Pst Ebenezer Diyaolu...Thanks grin

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Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Nobody: 8:07am On Apr 29, 2016
tongue Lol...what is garri? Is that better than melon soup? grin
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Florblu(f): 8:09am On Apr 29, 2016
Garri and Bread lady? Ladies yaf suffer Thoughtful though

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Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Dandeson1(m): 8:14am On Apr 29, 2016
But we have KOKO GARRI na, and e dey inside nylon for market, bsides who bread don epp, bfore the bread enter nylon you know how many hand don touch dem, bread girls are just pretenders, abeg give me garri girls

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Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Buharism: 8:27am On Apr 29, 2016
bread and garri pussy

Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Sugarcious(m): 9:20am On Apr 29, 2016
grinWhich One is Akara? I thought we had akara and bread as combination. Anywhere nice post...so op which one u belong? Me am a proud coke bottle. Hit like if u know what i mean
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by halfricanadian(f): 9:25am On Apr 29, 2016
So if i drink garri and eat both bread nko so i will become

Breagarri girl
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by VoteRefiner2016: 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2016
halfricanadian:
So if i drink garri and eat both bread nko so i will become

Breagarri girl
Hi my awesome lady, I sent you a mail, but till now still haven't gotten a reply from you. I hope all is OK with you?

Good afternoon to you!

Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by halfricanadian(f): 2:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
VoteRefiner2016:

Hi my awesome lady, I sent you a mail, but till now still haven't gotten a reply from you. I hope all is OK with you?

Good afternoon to you!

Good afternoon i thought i replied
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by UyiIredia(m): 2:21pm On Apr 30, 2016
@ Temmyturpe: Nice and creative write-up.

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Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by VoteRefiner2016: 2:26pm On Apr 30, 2016
halfricanadian:


Good afternoon i thought i replied
No, you didn't.
Please I will appreciate if you go do it now.

Thanks!

Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by emotions1: 2:38pm On Apr 30, 2016
Roasted Dodo Ladies nko....grin
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by halfricanadian(f): 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2016
VoteRefiner2016:

No, you didn't.
Please I will appreciate if you go do it now.

Thanks!

Ok
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by obontami: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2016
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Temmyturpe:
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good.

He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment.

I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.

This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them.

My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body.

And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.


On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies.

If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today.

Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!.

Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . may God make it easy for us and forgive us for our wrong doing
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ABSOLUTE TRASH CAN YOU SWEAR THAT YOU DONT HAVE MORE 3 BOYFRIENDS USING THEIR DICKS TO PENETRATE YOUR PUSSSY ??
Re: Bread Girl Versus Garri Girl... Which Is You Or Your Gf? by Nobody: 5:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
Garri lasts longer so its easier to preserve, but bread can be eaten on its own because of its quality......both have their merits

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