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Some Basic Ways Of Making Man And Woman Happy by eboylord(m): 12:03am On May 01, 2016
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: LOL. 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. Social 45.ingeneous 46. Handsome 47.talented 48.Not too tall 49. Not too short 50.6 packs WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 51. give her compliments regularly 52. go shopping with her 53. be honest 54. be very rich 55. not stress her out 56. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 57 give her lots of attention 58. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 59. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: never to forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes . Men are in big trouble. True or False?

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Re: Some Basic Ways Of Making Man And Woman Happy by abujaticket: 12:12am On May 01, 2016
eboylord:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: LOL. 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So what's so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY: It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. Social 45.ingeneous 46. Handsome 47.talented 48.Not too tall 49. Not too short 50.6 packs WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 51. give her compliments regularly 52. go shopping with her 53. be honest 54. be very rich 55. not stress her out 56. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 57 give her lots of attention 58. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 59. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: never to forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes . Men are in big trouble. True or False?
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