I find it very absurd when a guy woo a lady for the aim of sleeping with her on first date and later dump her afterwards. The shameful part of it is that they boast openly to their colleagues about the number of kitty-cats they have sampled and how to move to the next prey.

These guys are nothing but sodomizing bastar.ds and eeediots and my advice for ladies is that if you notice the following attitudes in guys on the first date, do not give them any chance to mess up with your life no matter how rich they maybe.

1. He will be staring at your body lustfully

Naturally, guys are moved by what they see in a lady but in a situation when a guy is staring lustfully at your chest and buttock even to the point of licking his lips like a dog on heat, we don't even need T.B joshua to tell you that such guy is a serial pervert. Such guys are synonymous to konji-fied he-goat, and the best thing to do is desist from such guys as they obviously have nothing to offer but explore your kitty-cat.

2. He will engage you mostly on sex related topics

Ladies need to understand that if on their first date with a guy, he is somehow bored when discussing politics, education, etc but the moment your discussion shifts to sex topic, he is overly excited, explaining several sex positions as if he invented them and laughing shamelessly, just know that he is only interested in having sex with you.

3. He will tell you to pass the night at his house

Some guys deliberately delay a lady on a date just to make sure she passes the night at their house. Even the lady insist that he should drive her home, he will start saying that the route to her house is dangerous at night and will be better to sleep in his house which is much close by. "Babe, him wan sleep with you be that o".

4. He will be touching your body unnecessarily

Suppose it is possible to temporarily decapitate some guys hands on a first date, I will advice ladies to do so and return his hands later. That reminds me of when me and lalasticlala hook up in a fascinating eatery at Lekki gisting about nairaland stuff, we caught Tosyne2much red-handed rubbing Ireneony's butt stylishly on his first date with her and I was just shaking my head that Tosyne of all people. The next was that Irene registered a slap on Tosyne's face, and Lalasticlala was like "Mr 10 list" your thread will not grace FP again.

5. He will ask if you have watched X rated films

For a guy on first date asking if you have watched spartacus, tudor and porn videos definitely have an ulterior move to sleep with you and nothing more. I mean what kind of a guy asks such a ridiculous question and you expect him to have a meaningful relationship with you? It's rather better you discard him on time before it's too late.

6. He flatter you with sexual words

Honestly, some compliments are questionable especially when it's coming from a guy a lady barely knows. For example, instead of saying you are gorgeous/beautiful, he says you are "sexy" or he loves your endowed body (huge bosom/butt), "hehehe, babe just give that guy red card on spot".

7. His joystick refuses to back down

Ladies for your information, stylishly look at his joystick region and if you notice his joystick is looking for a way to escape from his boxers, just know that he's fantasising on how to sleep with you.

8. He wants to know if you are still a virgin

When a guy meets a lady for the first time and he's bent on knowing if she's a virgin, such a guy wants nothing but kitty-cat.

Wristbangle Ltns,where hath thou gone to :
Infact I was already thinking of another thing,ask me what

Back to the topic
Males and pvssy sha,only God can save us,we are like 5&6!!
Team Virgin though

Let me add to Wrist's List :
9.Talking outside is not save let's use my room :
After reaching your room,they will lock the door and others na history


10.WILL Serve you an Opened drinks :
This is the new Style Men now use to have an Unwanted Sex with their stubborn Girlfriends,they know you can't resist that.
Meanwhile they must have drugged the drinks with drugs that will make you sleep Faster!

11.He start asking you silly questions like "How many Men have digged the thing" :
They really want to Know how many men've digged it so as to be cautious of STD's!,HIV IS REAL!

12.His idea of a date is just to hang out at his place :
If he avoids meeting up for dates at public places and tries to convince you to hang out at his place, then his main intention is to spend a different kind of quality time with you

13.He brings up the topic of sex :
Even if playfully, he somehow turns every conversation towards sex and tries to flatter you by saying how he never met anyone as sexy as you and wonders how good you’ll be in bed


Team Lanicky wrote this Lol

okay make I add my own

9 THEY HAVE CONDOMS WITH THEM: well, this is self explanatory as we all know what condoms are used for so miladies, when you see that rubber, have no fear, know that he wants to knack akpako...lol

10) THEY TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU: On a first date we all know it takes time to build and nurture love...so when a brother tells you this, you are supposed to be smart enough to know that he just wanna get down

beautiful lubbish

Hmmmm

Let us be honest with ourselves.. there is no crime in a guy wantin to hav sex wit a girl on the first date!


Yes.. it's better he let's his intentions known at the onset. There a girl's out there who fvck guys on d first date and are cool with it..

This issue of first date topics has been over flogged and overrated

SUPERPACK:
beautiful lubbish

Why won't u say rubbish when your signature shows that u are indeed an indomie kid.

donbenedict:
Let us be honest with ourselves.. there is no crime in a guy wantin to hav sex wit a girl on the first date!


Yes.. it's better he let's his intentions known at the onset. There a girl's out there who fvck guys on d first date and are cool with it..

I quite agree with you but even though both of u want it at first meeting, as a gentleman discuss something else and gradually field your intention later.

Well if the date is romantic and one thing led to another, sighs!

vizkiz:
Sorry to disappoint you these signs are old school joor we don upgrade our OS

and don't even bother trying to ask because if you know you will still come back to reveal our secrets

Old ke! How una take upgrade the OS?

when his "joystick refuses back down'' what does that mean?

wristbangle:


I quite agree with you but even though both of u want it at first meeting, as a gentleman discuss something else and gradually field your intention.

Well if the date is romantic and one thing led to another, sighs!

wristbangle, hav u directly told a girl dis, babe, why not let's go somewhere private, let's hav sex..

donbenedict:
wristbangle, hav u directly told a girl dis, babe, why not let's go somewhere private, let's hav sex..

#Mouth Sealed# bro

vizkiz:


so make I tell you make you and tosyne2much come upload am for nairaland abi? Never!

Hahahahaha. Baba tell us na. When u are ready, hit the PM button pls

@ Mediapace, u mean u wana open an alternate moniker bearing my name?

donbenedict:
see wristbangle u need to quit this ur good boy attitude, she won't kill u if u try it, u will be surprised sef she will tell u where do u want us to do it

Lol, baba do u want me to be a bad boy right?

wristbangle:


#Mouth Sealed# bro

see wristbangle u need to quit this ur good boy attitude, she won't kill u if u try it, u will be surprised sef she will tell u where do u want us to do it

wristbangle:


Hahahahaha. Baba tell us na. When u are ready, hit the PM button pls

@ Mediapace, u mean u wana open an alternate moniker bearing my name?



Lol, baba do u want me to be a bad boy right?

naah, I just want u to knw dat a lot of girls are willing to hav sex on d first date

-You enter his room he appears drunk you look around and you find several empty cans of energy drinks.

-He dey follo u talk and spit jus dey drop from im mouth. Sisters jus kno say na plenty impatience, nor go give am ur brezz suck, else u lost ur n*pples!

Epileptic rubbish.

ButteredBiscuit:
If you say so

...Yeah,Smelly.I'm Valerie
°It's my name I can't really get away from it.

°•Yer contestant dropped out I thought

cheezy what's up na