A medical report has revealed how drinking just three cups of coffee a day can shrink women’s breasts.

According to the report credited to DailymailUK, scientists noticed in a survey that about 300 women had their busts reduced after a period of time; all thanks to the consumption of coffee.

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According to researchers, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every cup drunk.
They said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts as around half of all women possess a gene that has been shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

‘Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size,’ said Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden. Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.’

‘However, anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed. The problem is that there are two measures for a bra, the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.’

Aside of the shrinking of breasts, the researchers also found that regular hits of caffeine can reduce breast cancer risks. Scientists said that the effect of coffee is related to its impact on estrogen – the female sex hormones. Some substances in coffee can change a woman’s metabolism so she acquires a better configuration of various estrogens, therefore lowering the potential risk. But women with bigger breasts that contain more mammary glands are at a higher risk, the scientists added.

Women and ladies in the house, how true is this medical or scientific postulations?. Can anybody with practical experience confirm this?. Are there other hidden health implications to this?. Your submissions please.

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