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How Would You Love To Die? by Nobody: 9:39pm On Aug 13, 2009
I know thinking about this is kind of eerie and scary but we all gonna die someday right?

So how would you like your death to be like?

Well mine is :sleep and wake up the next morning in Heaven smiley
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by RiffRaff: 11:14pm On Aug 13, 2009
I want to die a slow & painful death. Wake up in hell 2 find out i am d devil d piple have bin talkin about.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by MrCrackles(m): 11:16pm On Aug 13, 2009
Riff-Raff:

I want to die a slow & painful death. Wake up in hell 2 find out i am d devil d piple have bin talkin about.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by MrCrackles(m): 11:17pm On Aug 13, 2009
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Peacefully in my sleep. . . . tongue
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:21pm On Aug 13, 2009
At age 90, with my children, grandchildren and great grand children by my side.
After a plate of Nkwobi and 2 bottles of maltina,I bless them all close my eyes and slip into glory!
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 11:22pm On Aug 13, 2009
why 90?
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Aug 13, 2009
rapture will come before i die.
And should in case it doesnt . . . (even though i 100% believe it will), i'll prefer to die at 80 along with my wife.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by MrCrackles(m): 11:25pm On Aug 13, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

why 90?

I wonder o. . . . grin


davidylan:

rapture will come before i die.

David dem no ask you about rapture, the topic said "how will you love to" grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:28pm On Aug 13, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

why 90?

do you want me to die at 40?
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:30pm On Aug 13, 2009
90 is a nice number.
70 is too young
80 is still young too,I have 80 year old patients and they still drive and look good.

100 is too old,I don't want to be pee peeing on myself
90 is just right
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 11:32pm On Aug 13, 2009
why not 95?

I think you'd still be fine at 100. My gran was still fine at 114. She just talked too much. lol
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:37pm On Aug 13, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

why not 95?

I think you'd still be fine at 100. My gran was still fine at 114. She just talked too much. lol



95 is too old
You don't want to have your children praying and fasting for you to go'on ahead and die
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:40pm On Aug 13, 2009
But honestly, if the Lord knows that I'll develop alzheimers or other dementias , let him call me home a day prior.
I can't imagine not knowing where I am,who I am,who my loved ones are or even how to bathe and toilet myself.
I'll rather be gone.
I don't want to be a liability on anyone.
I already told my husband (during the Terry Schiavo saga) that if I ever become brain dead, he should please pray for me and if I don't recover ,he should allow the doctors to pull the plug so I cann rest in peace.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 11:41pm On Aug 13, 2009
$osisi:

But honestly, if the Lord knows that I'll develop alzheimers or other dementias , let him call me home a day prior.
I can't imagine not knowing where I am,who I am,who my loved ones are or even how to bathe and toilet myself.
I'll rather be gone.

I agree.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Nobody: 8:23am On Aug 14, 2009
How does it feel dying in an explosion? is it painful or you dont just feel anything?
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 3:24pm On Aug 14, 2009
babaearly:

How does it feel dying in an explosion? is it painful or you dont just feel anything?

Let's ask the suicide bombers grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by muhsin(m): 3:32pm On Aug 14, 2009
Peacefully. And so I'll, inshaAllah.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Nezan(m): 3:44pm On Aug 14, 2009
babaearly:

How does it feel dying in an explosion? is it painful or you dont just feel anything?
I think we should ask Abuzola,
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 12:24am On Aug 15, 2009
Rofl grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sexyLeamon(f): 11:48am On Aug 15, 2009
Riff-Raff:

I want to die a slow & painful death. Wake up in hell 2 find out i am d devil d piple have bin talkin about.
damn some people can't actually wait to go to hell, now that is what i called an evil person
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Nobody: 9:34am On Aug 16, 2009
Abuzola won't hesitate to die really soon because of the Virgins and rivers of "wine" waiting for him in heaven.  tongue

Nezan:

I think we should ask Abuzola,
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by RiffRaff: 8:54pm On Aug 16, 2009
babaearly:

Abuzola won't hesitate to die really soon because of the Virgins and rivers of "wine" waiting for him in heaven. tongue

lol grin grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Abuzola(m): 9:40pm On Aug 16, 2009
Osisi and david can you see how greedy you sound.

'say (to osisi and david) : 'if the home of the Hereafter with God is indeed for you and not for others of mankind, then long for death if you are truthful'. But they will never long for it because of what their hands have sent before them. And God is All knower of the wrongdoer. Quran 2:94-95


'verily, you will find them (osisi and the christian) the greediest of mankind for life and even greedier than those who ascribe partner to GOD (e.g majus, hindu etc). Everyone of them wishes that he could be given a life of a thousand years. But the grant of such life will not save him even a little from the due punishment . And God is All seer of what they do' Quran 2:96
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 10:33pm On Aug 19, 2009
Abuzola:

Osisi and david can you see how greedy you sound.

'say (to osisi and david) : 'if the home of the Hereafter with God is indeed for you and not for others of mankind, then long for death if you are truthful'. But they will never long for it because of what their hands have sent before them. And God is All knower of the wrongdoer. Quran 2:94-95


'verily, you will find them (osisi and the christian) the greediest of mankind for life and even greedier than those who ascribe partner to GOD (e.g majus, hindu etc). Everyone of them wishes that he could be given a life of a thousand years. But the grant of such life will not save him even a little from the due punishment . And God is All seer of what they do' Quran 2:96

How would you like to die?
with a bomb strapped to your chest in Katsina or Zamfara? grin
pick one!
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Aremugangan(m): 11:00pm On Aug 19, 2009
@osisi, what about dyin in d middle of 2 thieves on a cross like jesus died? I'l appreciate if your father who hath in heaven could make you also die 4 my sins.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by sosisi(f): 11:05pm On Aug 19, 2009
Aremugangan:

@osisi, what about  me dyin in d middle of 2 thieves on a cross like jesus died?

May your wish be granted! grin
by this time tomorrow grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Abuzola(m): 11:22pm On Aug 19, 2009
Jesus died with criminals lmao. The criminals even mocked him luke 23:39-56. Imagine a god.

I will be glad to die as a martyr than to die with thieves,
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by toneyb: 12:38am On Aug 20, 2009
davidylan:

rapture will come before i die.
And should in case it doesnt . . . (even though i 100% believe it will), i'll prefer to die at 80 along with my wife.

Delusion at its peak. grin grin
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Aremugangan(m): 1:49am On Aug 20, 2009
@osisi, why did you remix my word like you remix the holy bible? i hope u don't think i said that prayer 4 myself? Because you just answered amen which means you might not be living up to 90. But if by this time tomorrow the cup has passed u by, then i'm sorry your father did not answer your prayer. Sincerely, i'm gonna miss you. Pls, do rest in peace.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 1:51am On Aug 20, 2009
who are these lunatics?

Osisi will live longer than you

Oloshi.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by Aremugangan(m): 2:10am On Aug 20, 2009
Ole of hearts, dont boycot the innocent ladys request. If you are afraid you will loose her, you could as well follow suit, lets know how many people are left on NL.
Re: How Would You Love To Die? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 2:23am On Aug 20, 2009
Na, you're pretty useless so you should go. Just dont take innocent lives with you.

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