So I decided once again to go to church so as not to annoy my cousin (who is about to help me get a good business deal ). While in church the pastor started repeating the same discredited and pathetic lies.

"You shall be the head and never the tail if you have the keys to the kingdom. Financial freedom is under your control because you are a child of the kingdom, He who is the child of the kingdom speaks with authority and everything he says shall come to pass, Poverty is not part of the kingdom so those that are members of the kingdom shall never lack. As long as Jesus is alive poverty and lack shall never be part of the christian life. The battle is mine says the lord and since he is the one fighting the battle the members of the kingdom shall always prevail and always rule. There shall be finacial successes and endless testimonies bla bla bla at the end of the whole brohaha people were now told to sow seeds unto the kingdom since they are eternal members of the kingdom. After all the cajoling and sweet mouthing most of the people did not really what happened to them because they were separated with their hard earned money as usual.

So  after the long and entertaining sermon that was filled with empty and ridiculous promises that have no basis the time came for people to be "set free" of all the  wandering spirits of darkness that are out there causing havoc . The pastor(ridiculous lying entertainer) who came all the way from the UK began to call on people to come forward and be "set free". He will call unto a person, the person will come out and the pastor will hold the person's head speak in tongues and the person will fall down(into the hands of two men standing behind him/her) and lay on the floor. At a time the pastor did not even need to lay his hands on the people he just makes a gesture and the person that was called out will just fall and lay on the ground. 

I was highly astound while watching all the magic until I was called upon. Immediately the guy pointed towards my direction I quickly looked back hoping he will change his mind but he didn't instead he called out the color of the shirt I was wearing and told me to come forward. my heart started to race because I NEVER expected to be called upon, so I went forward and before i reached where the pastor was he made the gesture(throwing some invisible fire ball towards me) I didn't feel anything so I kept on coming closer to him and he asked me to stop walking, he then walked up to me and the two guys that people fall into their hands immediately came to my back. The guy held my head with both of his hands spoke in tongues then said i set you free in the name of jesus and then pushed me, I took a couple of steps backwards and continued to look at him. His eyes opened and i noticed he was very surprise, he now quickly walked up to me and then held my head again as he did before this time he looked me into the eyes and brought his mouth very close to my ears as if he wanted to tell me something but he didnt utter a word. He then shouted and said i set you free in Jesus name. I just decided to end the chase and fell backwards into the hands of the guys behind me. Two people I knew very well were also called before me.

After the service I went and asked my younger brothers friend that was also called upon why he fell(he is like a younger brother to me) and he told me that he fell because he didn't want to embarrass himself, he told me that didn't I see every body that was called upon falling down when the pastor touched him/her or made the gesture? I wasn't surprised because the guy is a funny and an unseriousness dude. he asked me why I fell and I dint say anything I just kept quite and left him alone. So I went and asked my friends's wife who is really into all these things and highly believes in them why she fell and she told me that she fell because she wanted to obey the the holy spirit. I asked he if she felt some force push her backwards and she said no, she said she was having an encounter with the holy ghost and she obey that command. She said the pastor wanted them to fall down in reverence for the holy gost. I asked her if she heard a voice and she said no. she said that it is written in the bible that at the mention of the name of jesus every knee in heaven and on earth most bow, she fell on her own in obedience to the word of god, she wanted to embarrass the spirits of darkness she said by making them know that jesus is lord all the time so she fell down on her own in obedience, she wasn't pushed down at all by any force but fell on her own in obedience. I made light of the whole conversation and left.

So the question now is this? What is all this pretense? . Why pretend as if you are being pushed by some force when nothing is really pushing you at all? Why pretend to people and make them think that some external force is behind your action(falling) when no external force is behind it at all. There are cases where some people fall down so badly and get injured, some even die from such falling according to some reports. What is all these delusion? Why pretend to people as if you are been pushed by an external force when nothing is pushing you at all? I just can't understand this.

Kai shegen kaya . Kai da za ka je yan boko haram su yan yan ka ka. . . . .ka tashi kana zuwa chochi ko? . . . . . . .

food 4 thought.

It is not so much that it happens that surprises me, but rather that it happens on such a widespread scale. Pretense? The whole nation is caught up in this pretense. It's like some kind of mass hysteria. And it's got the whole of Africa by the cojones.

Is it really fear of embarrassment, fear of being different that causes this debacle?

mazaje:

Kai shegen kaya . Kai da za ka je yan boko haram su yan yan ka ka. . . . .ka tashi kana zuwa chochi ko? . . . . . . .

Na tongues be this?

Pastor AIO:

It is not so much that it happens that surprises me, but rather that it happens on such a widespread scale. Pretense? The whole nation is caught up in this pretense. It's like some kind of mass hysteria. And it's got the whole of Africa by the cojones.

Is it really fear of embarrassment, fear of being different that causes this debacle?

I really can't say but why pretend as if some external force is pushing you when you are they one falling on your own? I have watched some youtube videos about a skeptic called Darren Brown who hypnotizes people and makes them fall or do things out of their will, but this is completely different.

Na tongues be this?

You betcha

i just enjoyed reading ur narration! comical!

Pastor AIO:

It is not so much that it happens that surprises me, but rather that it happens on such a widespread scale. Pretense? The whole nation is caught up in this pretense. It's like some kind of mass hysteria. And it's got the whole of Africa by the cojones.

Is it really fear of embarrassment, fear of being different that causes this debacle?

I don't know what fear of embarassment has to do with all this but the mass hysteria is really crazy.

Na tongues be this?

Sure. . . . mother's tongue. . . . .

I am laughing like a clown!!!

PENTECOSTAL FANATICISM AT ITS BEST

Psychology of the place; nothing close to Anointing

If you don't feel anything, then don't fall. It's very simple. If the pastor isn't a fraudster, then he shouldn't be embarrassed.

macIB:

I am laughing like a clown!!!

PENTECOSTAL FANATICISM AT ITS BEST

Psychology of the place; nothing close to Anointing

Bawo stop laughing . . . weren't you the one rolling on the ground at that Redeemed conference? I saw the tape

lol if the pastor tries to push you down, push his ass back

JeSoul:

Bawo stop laughing . . . weren't you the one rolling on the ground at that Redeemed conference? I saw the tape

why won't i roll when adejale promised bounty upon bounty

opelope anointing

C2H5OH:

lol if the pastor tries to push you down, push his ass back

Maybe not seconded. But pastors shouldn't push. If a pastor pushes you then he's a fraudster.

bawomolo:

why won't i roll when adejale promised bounty upon bounty

opelope anointing

 lol we already what you're about   next time hope say na jump and acrobatics they ask you to do . . . hehe

@Bindex,
#1 - I'm still waiting for my ticket  

#2 - Your story is too hilarious. I had a very similar experience long time ago, the 'pastor' was pushing my head back trying to make me fall . . . dude obviously does not know 'bout me. I did not fall and did not 'speak in tongues'. I refused to encourage such rubbish and was subsequently labeled one of the less 'spiritual' ones.
 The last time someone tried to 'lay hands' on me I kindly declined and stood to the side. I'm glad non-christians see this for the rubbish it is, now only if the 'christians' can open their eyes too.

JeSoul:



@Bindex,
#1 - I'm still waiting for my ticket  

Jesoul baby  . Once I obtain the CPL the trip to the Caribbean will definitely come to pass, You won't need any tickets because I will be the Pilot myself  .

#2 - Your story is too hilarious. I had a very similar experience long time ago, the 'pastor' was pushing my head back trying to make me fall . . . dude obviously does not know 'bout me. I did not fall and did not 'speak in tongues'. I refused to encourage such rubbish and was subsequently labeled one of the less 'spiritual' ones.
 The last time someone tried to 'lay hands' on me I kindly declined and stood to the side. I'm glad non-christians see this for the rubbish it is, now only if the 'christians' can open their eyes too.

I just don't get it but I don't blame them though, passion can make you do "crazy" things, They are full of passion so its allowed but making it look as if they were being push by some external force when they are doing themselves and all the acting is what I can't personally understand but any way what ever rocks their boats.

bindex:

Jesoul baby  . Once I obtain the CPL the trip to the Caribbean will definitely come to pass, You won't need any tickets because I will be the Pilot myself  .

na so you wan take Jesoul for my hand abi? Ahhhhhhh I seee infact Jesoul you know say our love strong sotë we prefer to enter moluë abi?

You say you dont get it yet you did it. Why did YOU fall? Same reason others fall

Chrisbenogor:

na so you wan take Jesoul for my hand abi? Ahhhhhhh I seee infact Jesoul you know say our love strong sotë we prefer to enter moluë abi?

Molue for where? Carry go joh, She will be relaxing inside the first class section of the A380 on our trip to the Caribbean.

Isisasi:

You say you dont get it yet you did it. Why did YOU fall? Same reason others fall

No, I believe that most of them fell because of some kind of passion they hold, I fell just because I wanted to end the chase and not look different.

C2H5OH: lol if the pastor tries to push you down, push his ass back