Today is no busy day for me and i have all the time in the world to do anything i want and i took my spare time online only to find this Topic on Nairaland Front Page https://www.nairaland.com/3099776/he-thought-loved-him-only and i read the lady's post and was like "What d Funk u tin u're doing b4" but anyways she has learn her lesson But this arose another thought entirely in my heart and i decided to write it to you guys to solve the misery for me.......


1. There is this girl i liked like one year ago, she's got a perfect body like that one they say Sepe Sepe Figure 8 you guys know what i mean and she is as gentle as a Dove. To cut the long story short, as a computer guru misef, i have to spoil my computer and call on her to help me repair it just to buy time for we to talk wella she gladly accept, as the matta they hot na so i take give her oo and she was like i'll think about it.
for mai mind food don sup and i take it slow with her but she later said its not possible, niggas still be like try again then i tried all the code way i no oo but she later call me and said she liked me even before i came to her and even now but she just cannot go pass friends i was like why but she said for no particular reason and she is not in a relationship den blarr blarr blarr dat one go


2. This girl is Lepa Shandine no orange to squeeze but i said i will manage it but she got pretty face and she was the coolest girl i ever met (at least she still holds that record) i guess that's attract them to me in the first place....
the onli yangan for her iresi is that we live in thesame house story building and when i talked to her then she was like i like you so much but we cant date cos we live in thesame house but i like to think that if you like some1 (like really like him or her) living in thesame house should not be a problems, anyway that too hit Rock but since then i have noticed she will always wait at their window for me to come out anytime i enter my apartment with a girl.... ko de kaye... you kuku no gree why you no fit leave window for the person wey gree

anyways, that is my story and experience joined together but i want to know what it really means to you girls andthe right way to tackle it the next time i find myself in such situation so your comment is urgently needed


Help a broke guy pass the day
No light
No fuel
No money
and Girl bin bangin up phone since and am like "what do you really want from me....huh??"



and again i need a new GF, i know u know the qualification "you must be cool" that's mai password
Interested applicant show contact me

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SANDOSKI:









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am sure u didnt read my story

RemyMartinz:




am sure u didnt read my story

I did...

Seems you know how to wallow away time sha...wish i have the kind time you have.

Seems you know how to wallow away time sha...wish you can share some time for me, truely i have one milion and one things to do with it

SANDOSKI:




I did...

BTW are you cool

firstking01:
Seems you know how to wallow away time sha...wish you can share some time for me, truely i have one milion and one things to do with it

i kukuma goto filling station this morning to buy fuel but when i see queue bruh i flee back to sleep

just to be sure im not dreaming