A guy walked into a barber's shop wit a little boy one day and asked for a haircut. When the barber was through wit his hair, he said "cut my boy's hair while i go for a drink outside"
After the barber had finished cutting the little boy's hair and waited for four hours he asked the boy: where's your father or has he forgot you here? And the boy replied: "he's nt my father! He only saw me on the street and asked if i'd love a free haircut"

Hihihihih... Not funny!.