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If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by adegunwa4real(m): 4:32pm On May 20, 2016
Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.

See below:-

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Terry - G - Stoke City
Always doing gra gra and makes a whole lotta noise!

16. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

17. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

18. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

19. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

20. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

21. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

22. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

23. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

24. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?

25. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

This list is just for Fun!!

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by GeniusDavid(m): 4:36pm On May 20, 2016
Lil Kesh - Giwa FC grin

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Edwinmason(m): 4:37pm On May 20, 2016
dude you try
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Nobody: 4:37pm On May 20, 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3107395/19-nigerian-musicians-reimagined-international

cc smellymouth

op, no offence but the thread has been created before wink smiley

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by gbens2000(m): 4:47pm On May 20, 2016
@OP u try wella,but there a few ppl that were misplaced tho.u try
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by adegunwa4real(m): 5:06pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
https://www.nairaland.com/3107395/19-nigerian-musicians-reimagined-international

cc smellymouth

op, no offence but the thread has been created before wink smiley


Well...

1. Last I checked, the first thread is not on FP yet...
2. No be you create am...
3. Becos of this your Amebo ehn, na you go carry last for Miss Nairaland Pagent! Na only 10 votes u go get!
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Nobody: 5:23pm On May 20, 2016
oh ok.. so if a thread is not on fp, it's ok to recreate it smiley

My comment wasn't even in any way insulting

Lolz, let me carry last na, at least i tried grin grin grin grin

adegunwa4real:



Well...

1. Last I checked, the first thread is not on FP yet...
2. No be you create am...
3. Becos of this your Amebo ehn, na you go carry last for Miss Nairaland Pagent! Na only 10 votes u go get!
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Hillzy(m): 5:30pm On May 20, 2016
Korode bello - pepsi fc, cos I don't seems to understand wat he is singing

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by MUVA(m): 5:34pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
oh ok.. so if a thread is not on fp, it's ok to recreate it smiley

My comment wasn't even in any way insulting

Lolz, let me carry last na, at least i tried grin grin grin grin


grin
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Smellymouth: 6:10pm On May 20, 2016
adegunwa4real:



Well...

1. Last I checked, the first thread is not on FP yet...
2. No be you create am...
3. Becos of this your Amebo ehn, na you go carry last for Miss Nairaland Pagent! Na only 10 votes u go get!

Mimzy, hear thee the word of the Lord ::

Psalm 37:2 ---"For they will soon fade like the grass and wither like the green herb."

SaiMimzy

Mimzyrism!!!

Mimzyculous!!!

PersoMimzyFied
!!


My sister, my friend, OUR QUEEN, you are blessed!!

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by adegunwa4real(m): 6:21pm On May 20, 2016
Smellymouth:


Mimzy, hear thee the word of the Lord ::

Psalm 37:2 ---"For they will soon fade like the grass and wither like the green herb."

SaiMimzy

Mimzyrism!!!

Mimzyculous!!!

PersoMimzyFied
!!


My sister, my friend, OUR QUEEN, you are blessed!!


Heheheh....na by that one? If una like make una organize night vigils and revival!

I yaff spoken!


Mark today's date o....
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Smellymouth: 6:23pm On May 20, 2016
adegunwa4real:



Heheheh....na by that one? If una like make una organize night vigils and revival!

I yaff spoken!


Mark today's date o....

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by iykekelvins(m): 6:24pm On May 20, 2016
Cc: Fynestboi, Mynd44
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by adegunwa4real(m): 6:31pm On May 20, 2016
Smellymouth:


...
undecided ko kan aye #e no consign world

tongue


#Mimzy out!
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by MUVA(m): 6:50pm On May 20, 2016
Smellymouth:

...
Ignore this troll

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Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Smellymouth: 6:56pm On May 20, 2016
MUVA:


Ignore this troll

Baba, if dem dey count trolls, u feel say them go count am? grin cheesy
Re: If Naija Musicians Were Football Clubs by Israel5(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2016
Timi Dakolo is like Bayern. King of his own flow

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