A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!” All the students in the library stared at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice: “N30,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOOOOO MUCH!!!” ...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear: “I study Law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty...lol

lol dey fit one another sef

halfricanadian:
lol dey fit one another sef

seriously You laughing at this

if anybody laff here na flogging

D boy even mercy for the girl sef, N30k too much.

Him for just shout, " N1k is too much for 1 ROUND nah Why not collect 8H for two rounds"?

NevetsIbot:
seriously You laughing at this

yes i am o i am

halfricanadian:

yes i am o i am

this joke's been out since I was named

NevetsIbot:
this joke's been out since I was named

really

Funny.

This shit is like 77yrs old. Nigga, its stale!

Who off light?

Lol.. Stale joke, just laughing at d comments.

OP must be 'Lai Muhammed's nephew... You it happened today while I've seen the joke since 1912

Hahahahahahaha, Very funny indeed but seems like a nollywood script.

why have nepa taken the light..

emitoz:
OP must be 'Lai Muhammed's nephew... You it happened today while I've seen the joke since 1912

You can lie for African

Hahaha. Epic showdown. I love this.

klassykute:
if anybody laff here na flogging

The post is really hilarious.

Obviously your problem is bigger than Naija's harsh economy and Homosexual people's fruitless struggle, that's why you didn't find the post funny, prompting your frustration to be visible to the public.

I wasted 5kb to open d page and other 5kb to comment....and I gained nothing but a straight face...I wanted to hear he grabbed her boobs or something

Drefan2:

The post is really hilarious.

Obviously your problem is bigger than Naija's harsh economy and Homosexual people's fruitless struggle, that's why you didn't find the post funny, prompting your frustration to be visible to the public.

... oh so naija economy is harsh? dint even notice.. dats cos am living d life of d rich.. my least investment will pay ur children's school feez till dey obtain their masters degrees and my daughter's feez will put food on ur table for weeks... get a life.. hustle and get paid instead of focussing on ur country's economy.. low life bastard.. who couldn't find my comment funny

NevetsIbot:
this joke's been out since I was named

u no go kill mi Wif laff

klassykute:
u no go kill mi Wif laff

lol....no laugh forget say your food still dey ontop gas

NevetsIbot:
lol....no laugh forget say your food still dey ontop gas

lol .. no b only gas na fire wood

klassykute:
lol .. no b only gas na fire wood

you for say candle na. Bighead

NevetsIbot:
you for say candle na. Bighead

lol ....na hell fire i put d pot

klassykute:
lol ....na hell fire i put d pot

hehehe.. The pot for dan turn to ashes in the first 1 second

NevetsIbot:
hehehe.. The pot for dan turn to ashes in the first 1 second

e no burn oo .. i put many water inside