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How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 10:51pm On May 30, 2016
i know some of you will probably say that pick up lines are so lame and stale....but wait until you hear how i perfected this awesome technique.

my conversation between me and the pretty customer care agent at a spectranet office in abuja on saturday....

Me: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"
Her: "sure what's up?"
Me: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?"
Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her." {she said the exact}
Me: i then introduced myself. (with a smile)

Disclaimer: Please note that i am kinda familiar with this said lady, although on previous occasions i just do my biz and ball out, i do renew my subscription at there office for quite some time now, but on this very day she was the only person in the office...hence i seized the opportunity.

I've done it twice on ladies with similar scenario and got two numbers out of it so it's clearly a 100% success rate!

credits to Reddit.com where i stumbled on this!

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Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:52pm On May 30, 2016
I salute you bro...
Can you mentor me??...
lol...
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by PaulkillermanAg(m): 10:54pm On May 30, 2016
Small boi.....

#sighs#
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 10:56pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I salute you bro...

Can you mentor me??...

lol...

lol actually i have quite some tricks up my sleeves...have you ever heard of david deAngelo?
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:58pm On May 30, 2016
lapazi:


lol actually i have quite some tricks up my sleeves...have you ever heard of david deAngelo?

Nop... That's why I need guys like you . .

Lol...

No toast our new future miss Nairaland ooo...

Hope you will vote her.. Refiner...
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 11:01pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Nop... That's why I need guys like you . .

Lol...

No toast our new future miss Nairaland ooo...

Hope you will vote her.. Refiner...


lol who she epp
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:04pm On May 30, 2016
lapazi:

lol who she epp
Lol...Nobody ooo...
Just for the fun bro.... As per senior man wey u be...
I need you to gimme some tips... make I pm you??
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Young03(m): 11:06pm On May 30, 2016
didn't read
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Florblu(f): 11:09pm On May 30, 2016
Whack lines
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 11:14pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Lol...Nobody ooo...

Just for the fun bro.... As per senior man wey u be...

I need you to gimme some tips... make I pm you??

oya now...
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 11:16pm On May 30, 2016
Florblu:
Whack lines

one mans meat is another's man poison... wink
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:17pm On May 30, 2016
lapazi:

oya now...
Omo your threads na Hit back to back ooo...
Lol..
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by spafu(m): 12:26am On May 31, 2016
For this Buharinomic whether of Economic harshness, cause by a Doctor of Gworo chewing and gay cattle rearing, you still dey go about dey toast girls and dey collect their numbers and they think say you be master of the game. OK o, continue, but no forget to hide small change in case them milk you finish you go get something to buy black Bacco bag wey you go carry move your remaining things to the village.
And make you no think say na your line dey do the magic o, any girl (99.87%) wey you talk to go give you cooperation, no money so you go come handy for make up and make down. If I lie ask Baba Buhari.

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Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Cutehector(m): 5:31am On May 31, 2016
PaulkillermanAg:
Small boi.....

#sighs#
grin The Boss has spoken!

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Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Nobody: 6:35am On May 31, 2016
No girl likes pivkup lines these days, shes probably crushing on you

BOOOOOOOOO
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by ThreeGEEKS(m): 6:41am On May 31, 2016
And how will that help my economic situation, I need a 100 % success rate NaijaBet game grin
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Nobody: 6:47am On May 31, 2016
lapazi:
i know some of you will probably say that pick up lines are so lame and stale....but wait until you hear how i perfected this awesome technique.

my conversation between me and the pretty customer care agent at a spectranet office in abuja on saturday....

Me: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"
Her: "sure what's up?"
Me: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?"
Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her." {she said the exact}
Me: i then introduced myself. (with a smile)

Disclaimer: Please note that i am kinda familiar with this said lady, although on previous occasions i just do my biz and ball out, i do renew my subscription at there office for quite some time now, but on this very day she was the only person in the office...hence i seized the opportunity.

I've done it twice on ladies with similar scenario and got two numbers out of it so it's clearly a 100% success rate!

credits to Reddit.com where i stumbled on this!
Cool! Reddit is my home.
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by lapazi(m): 10:51pm On Jun 01, 2016
PaulkillermanAg:
Small boi.....

#sighs#

for your mind you be boss?
Anyway i see where you coming from, you don tey for the game.
Old papa!
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Surfboard(m): 11:31pm On Jun 01, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I salute you bro...

Can you mentor me??...

lol...

cheesy cheesy
Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Ranchhoddas: 12:13am On Jun 02, 2016
I like this. I go surely use am.

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