It is no longer news that Goodluck Jonathan is back in the country,

What however is the news, was that Nigerians are already giving the latest report to GEJ.

#GejWhileYouWereAWay.

While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....

#GEJwhileyouwereaway
Tomatoes became costlier than apple in the market

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Jonathan while you were away, Olisa Metuh has "begged" to refund 400m out of the funds for protection of the citizens that you connived with Dasuki and madam gele to fund your undeserved and failed 2nd term bid.

More.......


Lalasticlala

While you were away, your beloved mistress Diezani after eating so much yam developed cancer of the intenstine, looked for Dele Momodu and went from shiny to scary....

While you were gone, Subsidy that everything didn't trust you enough to remove because you supervised the greatest corruption enterprise in the universe, Buhari did with minimal resistance.....

Lol

God bless u GEJ. We salute ur courage

As usual, am not surprised. IPOD ranting as usual.

modath:

Nope...

Shame on saliar reporter, I gues you are disappointed abi

I gues liar Muhammed must be looking for another lie to tell Nigerians about this now

Make I book space cos this is going to FP

It will be a miracle if buhari achieves the following by 2019.
1,Make a dollar equal to N202
2,Restore power supply to 5,000MW
3,Fuel back to N86.50
4,Rice back to N8,000/bag
5,Inflation down to single digit
6,Make our economy the 3rd fastest developing in the world(currently less than 15th in africa)
7,Restore about 3million jobs lost in the last 1year

In other words,it will be a miracle for buhari to get things back to how Gej handed it over to him

Nigerians are no longer asking that Buhari makes a dollar equal to a naira as he promised,
Nigerians are no longer asking that he stabilizes the price of the crude oil in the international market (I still laugh)
Nigerians are no longer asking that he bring fuel to N40/litre.
Nigerians are no longer asking for free meal daily for school children.
Nigerians are no longer asking that he pays N5000 monthly allowance to unemployed graduates(newsflash:they've increased by 3million)
Nigerians now know that he couldn't wipe out bokoharam in 3months.
Nigerians now know that he couldn't find the chibok girls in 6weeks(after wining, he looked their parents in the face and told them that he doesn't know where their kids are).
Nigerians are now asking that he returned everything to how they were handed to him before the next election and quietly get away from there by 2019

Kyase:
While you are away, buhari announced the clean up of ogoniland, which you couldn't do in the past 10 years in the presidency.....

as a Greek gift to the Niger Delta peoples so they won't clamour for resource control. Sir, the national conference you organised was thrown into the archives because it was going to restructure Nigeria. You see the Northerners don't like restructuring so the president of the north confined it to the archives.

Also sir, the term host community has been redefined to mean the whole country, meaning if Shell spills crude into my village stream and my grandmothers fish pond, the compensation should go include kebbi kwara and yobe states, they're now part of the "host communities" .

This is getting serious even in Lagos.....


Lalasticlala

Father ☀̤̣̈̇f African Democracy, GEJ, while Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ were away, the President has given up hope. He is now begging for Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ †̥♥ intervene in the monumental decay that has pervaded the country in J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ one year. Father, please forgive the Yorubas A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ hausas A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ please come †̥♥ our aid. Also, while Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ were away, the APC Nairaland team has become decimated, weak A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ useless. The champion e-warriors, Ngeneukwenu, Passing shot, Gbawe A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ egift have fled from Nairaland A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ have left us †̥♥ battle with their Division C team ☀̤̣̈̇f Midolian, Modath A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ Omenka. GEJ, arguing with them has become so easy that my four year old brother trashes them while I A̶̲̥̅♏ attending lectures.Life!

It's getting hot.....


Lalasticlala

GEJ while you were away buhari and his APC blood sucking demons battered Nigeria to this level

GEJ while you were away buhari presented a budget of fraud, stole the budget from NASS, probed his own budget after submitting it himself to NASS, withdrew the budget officially, produced another version of the same budget, signed the budget and hid the budget from the public... lmaooooo

Gej while you were away,we now eat white rice only.

Gej,while you were away,they said herdsmen from the peaceful island nation of mauritius,for lack of grazing land,flew over the atlantic ocean with their cattle to attack benue and enugu communities

GEJ while you were away, the over 6000 megawatts you worked tirelessly to generate disappeared mysteriously to 0 megawatts under this change

Before the elections..PMB was more popular than GEJ.

After elections....GEJ is now more popular than PMB. And GEJ arrival seems to make the people happy unlike PMB arrival to the country. Don't know why

I think PMB should plead with GEJ to stop travelling outside the country.

PMB ryt now be like......Lai Moh'd, Oya tell seharareporters to publish that we just found $2B inside GEJ shoe

GEJ while you were away buhari empowered and armed a new set of terrorists called the fulani herdsmen

Wow!!!! This got me

Mr GEJ...while you are away,MR Buhari has been starving the masses with his promised CHANGED

GEJ while you were away, some one called Buhari the Messiah........but on your arrival, same person denied him quickly just like Peter!!!

GEJ while you were away buhari celebrated his first 1 year in office without any singular achievement... not even one...

Gej while you are away Buhari have remove all criminal charges against Saraki because he is a northerner

#GejWhileYouWereAway, Buhari failed woefully in his promise to give Nigerians maximum security.

GEJ while you are away buhari found a wandering little girl, her child and her boko haram husband, invited them to aso rock and claimed she was a JSS 1 rescued chibok school girl.. The same missing chibok preparing for waec