Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians... This is the club they will be...
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1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
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2. 2face – Barcelona
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry. Still winning awards.
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3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
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4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.
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5. Burna boy – Napoli
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
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6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
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7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
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8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
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9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
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10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
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11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
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13. Viktoh – Carpi
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
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14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
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15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
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16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
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17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
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18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play... Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect though!
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19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
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20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
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21. 9ice – Inter Milan
Came, swa, conquer and went back!
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22. Reekado Banks – Westham
He’s making a promising start so far.
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23. Mode 9 - Ac Milan
His success story is in the past.
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24. Wizkid - Real Madrid
Very consistent scores big internationally
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25. Don Jazzy - Bayern Munich
Always pooching the best talent around him.
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26. Terry G - Enyimba
Always winning local league but internationally presence is low.
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27. SkyB - Portsmouth- came, made it averagely, then got relegated and relegated and relegated and is now nowhere to be found.

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