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Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 9:54am On Aug 25, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

hi people!!

my cousin married a calabar guy, at 32 she is already sagged!
my aunts neighbour too married a calabar guy, can explain her own! you'll think she sells pam slippers shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
two of my friends are dating calabar guys, they are already gettin saggd shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked no be say the guys don marry them lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
this made me become scared of calabar guys, one asked my out some times ago fear catch me, i dont wanna have some sagged boobs, not at this time embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

b4 i forget,saw one of my old school mates also; she was datin this calabar guy then name effiong,calculatin the years i last saw her and when they both started goin out, i dont think its up to 5 years.
what did i see i thought she was just been milked like a cow!! to be sincere her boobs are dead and gone. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

no disrespect to calabar dudes in the house. kiss kiss kiss

sum1 help me out pls, hope what i think about calabar guys isnt true??
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by oyinda3(f): 10:01am On Aug 25, 2009
what a topic
women sag as they age. but sag faster if they have bigger boobs, have gone through a pregnancy (pregnancy growth causes sagging not breastfeeding!) etc
not because a calabar man is doing jazz on them. lol


the more pregnancies a woman has in her lifetime, usually the more her breasts will be very saggy. it has expanded (to feed the baby) and compressed back so many times (depending on the number of children)!
and we all know african women probably have the most kids. lol or maybe calabar women have more?

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Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Ben13: 10:12am On Aug 25, 2009
Cheii cheesy
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by biola44: 10:13am On Aug 25, 2009
this is ridiculous!
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 10:31am On Aug 25, 2009
oyinda.:

what a topic

why u send ur posts then, maam?? tongue
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 10:37am On Aug 25, 2009
oyinda.:

the more pregnancies a woman has in her lifetime, usually the more her breasts will be very saggy. it has expanded (to feed the baby) and compressed back so many times (depending on the number of children)!
and we all know african women probably have the most kids. lol or maybe calabar women have more?

im not talkin about married ladies here, these ladies aint up to 30 yet(with the exception of the first 2 married ones i talked of).

and i know for certain that you dont need to hav justa kid to get sagged! ok
my cousin just had one, and shes just 32 for Gods sake she married when she was 28. huh?
my mom aint yet fully sagged for God's sake, yet she has 3 of us; the oldest been 31
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by saintneo(m): 10:46am On Aug 25, 2009
test and see,
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by oyinda3(f): 10:51am On Aug 25, 2009
ramonacee:

im not talkin about married ladies here, these ladies aint up to 30 yet(with the exception of the first 2 married ones i talked of).

and i know for certain that you dont need to hav justa kid to get sagged! ok
my cousin just had one, and shes just 32 for Gods sake she married when she was 28. huh?
my mom aint yet fully sagged for God's sake, yet she has 3 of us; the oldest been 31

maybe they have big breasts? big breasts sag faster.
and the calabar men might be doing jazz on them afterall undecided go and seek a babalawo to find the solution. i don try
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 10:52am On Aug 25, 2009
@ ben and biola

na as i use see am oh  grin grin

saintneo:

test and see,

shocked shocked shocked  willy willy  shocked shocked shocked
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by AIRMARSHA: 11:09am On Aug 25, 2009
try them and pls lets know the out come.
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by posakosa(m): 11:33am On Aug 25, 2009
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Jeffelix: 10:09pm On Sep 11, 2009
I am surprise that a topic like this will make you to freek out.

I am a Calabar guy. I have dated my fiancee for the pass three years and nobody has ever complained about any "sag". Your subjects may have been 30 or less in years but please tell me do you know their physiological composition or what gene controls the size of the sagged areas?

But have you heard that Calabar guys and their womenfolk are better lovers? We could talk about their tactics and try to learn the basics from a Calabar guy like me so that we will all live long with our partners.
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by zmurda(m): 10:20pm On Sep 11, 2009
Jeffelix:

I am surprise that a topic like this will make you to freek out.

I am a Calabar guy. I have dated my fiancee for the pass three years and nobody has ever complained about any "sag". Your subjects may have been 30 or less in years but please tell me do you know their physiological composition or what gene controls the size of the sagged areas?

But have you heard that Calabar guys and their womenfolk are better lovers? We could talk about their tactics and try to learn the basics from a Calabar guy like me so that we will all live long with our partners.

Na you, your family and friends sabi all the Calabar people for the whole world? Shuoo
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Czarskit(m): 10:26pm On Sep 11, 2009
ramonacee:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

hi people!!

my cousin married a calabar guy, at 32 she is already sagged!
my aunts neighbour too married a calabar guy, can explain her own! you'll think she sells pam slippers shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
two of my friends are dating calabar guys, they are already gettin saggd shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked no be say the guys don marry them lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
this made me become scared of calabar guys, one asked my out some times ago fear catch me, i dont wanna have some sagged boobs, not at this time embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

b4 i forget,saw one of my old school mates also; she was datin this calabar guy then name effiong,calculatin the years i last saw her and when they both started goin out, i dont think its up to 5 years.
what did i see i thought she was just been milked like a cow!! to be sincere her boobs are dead and gone. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

no disrespect to calabar dudes in the house. kiss kiss kiss

sum1 help me out pls, hope what i think about calabar guys isnt true??


Hehehehhe. . .
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Potu(m): 1:05am On Sep 27, 2009
My mom is from Calabar, my dad is from Akwa Ibom, and I live in the ghettos’ of America. I have already learnt how to eat in bed, but I still have to get out of bed to toilet.
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Potu(m): 1:08am On Sep 27, 2009
Incidentally, suckling taste real good; with or without milk!
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Nobody: 2:28am On Sep 27, 2009
Them girls must have had big chesticules. The bigger the chesticules, the more gravity acts on it. Thats why humble chesticules are the best, less saggation in the long run grin
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by TOYOSI20(f): 3:28am On Sep 27, 2009
Potu:

My mom is from Calabar, my dad is from Akwa Ibom, and I live in the ghettos’ of America. I have already learnt how to eat in bed, but I still have to get out of bed to toilet.

im soooooo confused what does this have to do wid "sagging"?? undecided
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Outstrip(f): 3:30am On Sep 27, 2009
What could the men be doing to the breasts to make them sag
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by puskin: 3:41am On Sep 27, 2009
. . .possìbly sucking ferociously on 'em boobies.
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Potu(m): 4:53am On Sep 27, 2009
TOYOSI20:

im soooooo confused what does this have to do wid "sagging"?? undecided
Dear Toy,

Given my backgraound and where I live, I am a "sagging" machine, with the opportunity to sag 'chesticules,' all day and all night. (lol)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Eshyy(m): 11:39pm On Sep 27, 2009
Geez dönt u no dat humans diffa u friends must hav b33n tyin 2 much wraper it kils d muscles supportin the boobs and u need to apologize 2 all calabar dudes in the house. Infact y not try 1.& c
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:07am On Sep 28, 2009
Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? undecided
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by Potu(m): 7:58pm On Sep 28, 2009
ThoniaSlim:

Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? undecided


I love you! Thanks for coming to our rescue.
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by yme1(f): 8:01pm On Sep 28, 2009
rofl ;d ;d
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by posakosa(m): 9:33pm On Sep 28, 2009
ThoniaSlim:

Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? undecided

you are fineeee! shocked shocked shocked

If thats you,
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:41am On Sep 29, 2009
posakosa:

you are fineeee! shocked shocked shocked

If thats you,

Lol. . .yes that's me n thanx for the compliments. . .
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by genetokky(m): 6:33am On Sep 29, 2009
This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability grin grin grin
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ayo84(m): 10:30am On Sep 29, 2009
This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability

lol
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:59am On Sep 29, 2009
genetokky:

This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability grin grin grin

shocked shocked shocked whao!
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 1:36pm On Sep 29, 2009
ThoniaSlim:

Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? undecided

my sista no vex jare, grin grin
no disregard to efik peeps in the house, i was just only curious embarassed embarassed
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"? by ramonacee(f): 1:39pm On Sep 29, 2009
puskin:

. . .possìbly sucking ferociously on 'em boobies.

grin grin grin grin seriously ROFLMAO !!!

Puskin you no well ooo

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