You must have gentle rats in your house for you to keep d bread there,
come to my place, the rats here must not even see the food, no matter where u put d food, even if you tire it to a spinning fan plade, they will eat it,

I was shocked the day I noticed our house rats are now drug addicts ,

I saw them eating drugs, antibiotics where I kept them..

I ran out of the house

ireneony:
Funny and poverty at the same time

....preventive measures o! You can then imagine the damages the squatters (rats) have done initially... lol

Curvinus:
him no get fridge ni?

Where the light dey my brother Abi you want make the bread begin smell.

starchris:
Lmao!! Some rats are sent from the pit of hell
and can reach unimaginable heights, though.

source:

http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/see-what-rats-made-nigerians-do-photo.html?m=1

Them no deh get light for that side that's why..

Nairalanders no understand d Man, Na bcus of Lassa Fever... who wan die

mysticgal:

My dear oh

ehe na,..but the rat in that guys might be from superman planet...he better finish that bread or give neighbor pikin collect *thank sir*

starchris:
Lmao!! Some rats are sent from the pit of hell
and can reach unimaginable heights, though.

source:

http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/see-what-rats-made-nigerians-do-photo.html?m=1

That ur friend na learner... It just shows he hasn't encountered a professor emeritus of a rat before...

MrKamar:

that one na avenger oh....

LOLZ , very funny... Rats no dey gree these days... Dey can be so very annoying o.

Berlyn:
thank God i have no boyfriend

I am crushing on you already

Tynasparks:
Very funny

I can imagine ur breath-taking beautiful face as that smile sweeps through ur face.
How is ur day going?

mysticgal:
I wonder why Noah had to save those creepy creatures back then

not really.
He shouldn't have spared mosquitoes, snakes, flies and centipedes cos these miserable creatures obviously have nothing to contribute to the ecosystem rather than wreck havoc

starchris:
Lmao!! Some rats are sent from the pit of hell
and can reach unimaginable heights, though.

source:

http://www.vipgist.com/2016/06/see-what-rats-made-nigerians-do-photo.html?m=1

u are funny

lolz

no be even better bread

Ginaz:
I hate rats with passion eh, ewwwwww. they shiit and piss everywhere including your pot! thank God say I don pack leave dem 4 school. Dem dey write second semester carry over cos dem no follow me pass

You sure say one of them never enter somewhere inside your bag. I mean the effico among them wey pass

Berlyn:
thank God i have no boyfriend

yes ,, what's yur criteria for boyfriend"

Xmen149:


did noah save mosquitoes too?....make i shapaly rewind the wheel of time.........

Nothing is worse than mosquitoes

nonjebose:
Nothing is worse than mosquitoes

i swear....and the world is busy looking for prove on existence of vampires.

na waoooo for u oooo...wetin come cause insults now..u sabi say the ordinary rats dey dish out ordinary lassa feverwen u go collect ur own ordinary death sentence

Nutase:
Stupidity at its peak......because of ordinary rat......mtschewwwwww

Xmen149:


i swear....and the world is busy looking for prove on existence of vampires.

hahahahahaha I wonder. What I hate most is their morbid sound of fury

I beg i no wan laugh die o,If rat enter from ceiling,bread na story be dat o.So funny

Xmen149:


i swear....and the world is busy looking for prove on existence of vampires.

hahahahahaha I wonder. What I hate most is their morbid sound of fury. Very wicked things

mysticgal:
I wonder why Noah had to save those creepy creatures back then

d
Thank you! And roaches. Especially roaches!!!!!

Berlyn:
thank God i have no boyfriend

Why dont u just come n be my babyboo?

FengChui:


I can imagine ur breath-taking beautiful face as that smile sweeps through ur face.
How is ur day going?

fine thanks and yours

Lol...that means no PHCN services there..abi the ceiling fan don spoil....is funny shaa

this shows that this don 4get nepa 4 long long time

I cant stop laughing as if I was gassed with laughing gas.

And NEPA no go bring light.

Nutase:
Stupidity at its peak......because of ordinary rat......mtschewwwwww

^ pls ma do you have RATS in your house?
So why are you grumbling..