CHARACTERISTICS OF MOST WOMEN
A good number of people are aware that the Bible refers to women as "weaker vessels". What that means is that they can be identified with some peculiar traits such as gullibility, maleficency, susceptibility, vulnerability, loquaciousness and garrulousness; not necessarily that they lack stamina and body balance and/or fighting strength.
I wish to state categorically that this piece is not meant to offend anybody; you can call it a statement of fact(s). Considering my lack of experience in matters concerning women, this piece may well be dismissed as an assumption. That is not to say that I cannot theorise (observe, record, categorise, hypothesise, verify and ultimately generalise) about women. The following may relate to your conclusions about most of them:

1. Most women suffer from indecision and/or greed. That explains why someone would say "a girl can love two men at a time...". They can't leave the other guy but can't leave you too. Two at a time! That's greed!

2. Women are so powerful that they can introduce their two boyfriends to each other, and the boys won't even notice! She goes, "bae, this is boo". And the boys will (stupidly) greet each other (both in a deep voice), "bro, what's up? I'm cool". This is credited to Robert Mugabe.

3. Most women are opportunists. I mean, their gains/advantages from you is what keeps them. To taste if she is one, take away her benefits. A true person will remember the times those benefits were there and stick to you.

4. Most women don't like "good boys". They keep them in the friend zone. They are more attracted to boys that spoil them with parties and make them drink themselves to stupor on their birthdays/Fridays, boys that encourage cohabiting, boys that have the street swag with jeans below their wastes and mohawk haircuts.

5. It is a fundamental truth that "you know who you love, but you don't know who loves you". But if at all you can tell who loves you, It is better for her to love you (first). The mind games women can play with you when they find out you love them may devastate you.

6. Most of them like to have their cake and eat it. They want to take only the advantages of staying with you without the disadvantages.

7. I recall sometime ago when a girl constantly turned down a boy's proposal and blessed it with insults. That semester, the boy emerged victorious in a political tussle. Hear what the girl soliloquized about (in my presence): "Mansion Is now a celebrity oo! I even called him, he ignored me. Mansion snubbed me".
Location: Unical.
Parties: Malabites.
Real Names withheld.
What do you make of that? Hang her outside!

8. Most of them love you in your presence alone. In their phones and at their various homes, you are their 100th fool. They include the ones you spend for (in cash or kind). If you have not wedded her yet, don't spend foolishly!

9. Most women are selfish. They only think of what you have done, will do, or should do for them. Everything you do should please them because they think they are angels or Queens. Nonsense! When you text a woman, and she cannot spare her airtime to send the common "thnx", discard her! When you are the only person calling to check on her, but she only calls when she needs your help, discard her!

I have every reason to believe that most women need constant guard and guidance because they don't know what they want. Push them in the right direction, because when they are taken to the Sambisa forest, you will need more than BRING BACK OUR GIRLS to rescue them.
Pedantic pragmatists would quickly observe that I used "most" through out; thus suggesting that some women do not exhibit such behaviours. There are still good women out there. May God guide you to find yours.
NOTA BENE: This is a "partial information, limited by the fact that it is often impossible, impracticable, or extremely expensive to collect and collate data from all potential units of analysis (women) " [emphasis mine].However, (informal) interview and random probability sampling are good enough to draw such an inference.

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CHARACTERISTICS OF MOST WOMEN
A good number of people are aware that the Bible refers to women as "weaker vessels". What that means is that they can be identified with some peculiar traits such as gullibility, maleficency, susceptibility, vulnerability, loquaciousness and garrulousness; not necessarily that they lack stamina and body balance and/or fighting strength.
I wish to state categorically that this piece is not meant to offend anybody; you can call it a statement of fact(s). Considering my lack of experience in matters concerning women, this piece may well be dismissed as an assumption. That is not to say that I cannot theorise (observe, record, categorise, hypothesise, verify and ultimately generalise) about women. The following may relate to your conclusions about most of them:

1. Most women suffer from indecision and/or greed. That explains why someone would say "a girl can love two men at a time...". They can't leave the other guy but can't leave you too. Two at a time! That's greed!

2. Women are so powerful that they can introduce their two boyfriends to each other, and the boys won't even notice! She goes, "bae, this is boo". And the boys will (stupidly) greet each other (both in a deep voice), "bro, what's up? I'm cool". This is credited to Robert Mugabe.

3. Most women are opportunists. I mean, their gains/advantages from you is what keeps them. To taste if she is one, take away her benefits. A true person will remember the times those benefits were there and stick to you.

4. Most women don't like "good boys". They keep them in the friend zone. They are more attracted to boys that spoil them with parties and make them drink themselves to stupor on their birthdays/Fridays, boys that encourage cohabiting, boys that have the street swag with jeans below their wastes and mohawk haircuts.

5. It is a fundamental truth that "you know who you love, but you don't know who loves you". But if at all you can tell who loves you, It is better for her to love you (first). The mind games women can play with you when they find out you love them may devastate you.

6. Most of them like to have their cake and eat it. They want to take only the advantages of staying with you without the disadvantages.

7. I recall sometime ago when a girl constantly turned down a boy's proposal and blessed it with insults. That semester, the boy emerged victorious in a political tussle. Hear what the girl soliloquized about (in my presence): "Mansion Is now a celebrity oo! I even called him, he ignored me. Mansion snubbed me".
Location: Unical.
Parties: Malabites.
Real Names withheld.
What do you make of that? Hang her outside!

8. Most of them love you in your presence alone. In their phones and at their various homes, you are their 100th fool. They include the ones you spend for (in cash or kind). If you have not wedded her yet, don't spend foolishly!

9. Most women are selfish. They only think of what you have done, will do, or should do for them. Everything you do should please them because they think they are angels or Queens. Nonsense! When you text a woman, and she cannot spare her airtime to send the common "thnx", discard her! When you are the only person calling to check on her, but she only calls when she needs your help, discard her!

I have every reason to believe that most women need constant guard and guidance because they don't know what they want. Push them in the right direction, because when they are taken to the Sambisa forest, you will need more than BRING BACK OUR GIRLS to rescue them.
Pedantic pragmatists would quickly observe that I used "most" through out; thus suggesting that some women do not exhibit such behaviours. There are still good women out there. May God guide you to find yours.
NOTA BENE: This is a "partial information, limited by the fact that it is often impossible, impracticable, or extremely expensive to collect and collate data from all potential units of analysis (women) " [emphasis mine].However, (informal) interview and random probability sampling are good enough to draw such an inference.

True talk, I can identify with some stuffs you said, esp been self centred, They went the advantage not the disadvantage
I have leant something about women Never ever show them to much love or else you are gone
And for those women who plays or take you for granted hmmm if opportunity comes get what u want and bounce

Choi dat number 8 ehen

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@CAPSLOCKED, the origin of that name is a long story. it emanated from "papa anyi" to "paines"... And when I learnt of the tree called " whistling pines", i adopted the "Pines" to replace "papa anyi (our father)" or "paines".

am here to make front page because i know one thing for sure.




As u are blinded by Love when you are with her. so is SHE, when she is with the guy she loves.




It makes the world go around

so this guy didnt mention yansh at all