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Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 7:04am On Jun 13, 2016
We've all been in that situation where we get curved "nicely" by a girl. But hey, those nice lines have deep meaning. Here's a peek at 10 of the common ones.

1. I see/think of you as a brother. Or, you're like a brother to me.

Translation: You give me the creeps. And you're better off in the brother/friend zone.

2. You're a little bit too older than I am.

Translation: I may as well look for a sugar daddy.

3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way/I don't like you like that.

Translation: I don't wannna be seen in public with a fu-ckface like you.

4. My life is too complicated right now.

Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?

5. I've got a boyfriend/I'm seeing someone at the moment.

Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat or dog and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6. I really don't like dating men where I work.

Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the
same solar system, much less the same building.

7. It's not you, it's me.

Translation: It's you. Be fooled not, bro!

8. I'm concentrating on my career.

Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.

Translation: If you were the only guy left on Earth, I'd become a sister.

10. Let's be friends instead.

Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with.

Remember to drop yours below! grin
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 7:08am On Jun 13, 2016
Make I sit down wait comments cool

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Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by kaffy4tope(m): 7:11am On Jun 13, 2016
Amefrica:
We've all been in that situation where we get curved "nicely" by a girl. But hey, those nice lines have deep meaning. Here's a peek at 10 of the common ones.

1. I see/think of you as a brother. Or, you're like a brother to me.

Translation: You give me the creeps. And you're better off in the brother/friend zone.

2. You're a little bit too older than I am.

Translation: I may as well look for a sugar daddy.

3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way/I don't like you like that.

Translation: I don't wannna be seen in public with a fu-ckface like you.

4. My life is too complicated right now.

Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?

5. I've got a boyfriend/I'm seeing someone at the moment.

Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat or dog and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6. I really don't like dating men where I work.

Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the
same solar system, much less the same building.

7. It's not you, it's me.

Translation: It's you. Be fooled not, bro!

8. I'm concentrating on my career.

Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.

Translation: If you were the only guy left on Earth, I'd become a sister.

10. Let's be friends instead.

Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with.

Remember to drop yours below! grin




Is not their fault na...if not for GEJ & PDP wey crippled the economy of our dear country for 16yrs, all these mumu babes wldnt have gotten mouth to dey wubbish guys.

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Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Surfboard(m): 7:13am On Jun 13, 2016
Calmwaters:
Make I sit down wait comments cool

Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?

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Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 7:16am On Jun 13, 2016
Surfboard:


Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?
Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

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Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by donTbone(m): 7:16am On Jun 13, 2016
#throwsDownTheMat...



* you are the best guy, loving and caring but we can't just date. We are better as friends.

Translation: abeg wait small make I still dey press your mumu button.

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Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Surfboard(m): 7:19am On Jun 13, 2016
Calmwaters:

Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

grin Correct guy. Every don set.
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Freakypinky(f): 7:25am On Jun 13, 2016
You know how we roll.grin
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 7:49am On Jun 13, 2016
Calmwaters:

Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join



*Grabs a seat, I go follow chop dis suya.... Lolgrin;Dsurfboard make I take one bottle I hope say u no go vex

Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 7:55am On Jun 13, 2016
*crying* so this was wat she meant when she replied me with one and ten?
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 8:03am On Jun 13, 2016
Believe the op at your own risk undecided
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by iPrevail(m): 8:10am On Jun 13, 2016
Uh ... No of it makes sense
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 2:35pm On Jun 13, 2016
donTbone:
#throwsDownTheMat...



* you are the best guy, loving and caring but we can't just date. We are better as friends.

Translation: abeg wait small make I still dey press your mumu button.

Sad, but true. I've had my fair share too, but I couldn't care less anymore about them and their rejections grin
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:
Believe the op at your own risk undecided

Okay! So you're saying you've not used any of those lines before?
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jun 13, 2016
walcut:
*crying*
so this was wat she meant when she replied me with one and ten?

grin grin
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jun 13, 2016
Freakypinky:
You know how we roll.grin

Of course, I do! Makes me wonder why y'all sisters still get upset when we are with white girls. grin
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2016
Calmwaters:

Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

Chai! Suya oo! It's been like forever since I had it cry
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
Amefrica:


Okay! So you're saying you've not used any of those lines before?


Yep
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by slimthugchimee(m): 4:28pm On Jun 13, 2016
Surfboard:


Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa


Calmwaters:
Make I sit down wait comments cool
howva my guy tell am naaa......na my sit be that
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Surfboard(m): 4:32pm On Jun 13, 2016
SANDOSKI:




*Grabs a seat, I go follow chop dis suya.... Lolgrin;Dsurfboard make I take one bottle I hope say u no go vex

No wahala jare, let's enjoy the show together.
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Surfboard(m): 4:46pm On Jun 13, 2016
slimthugchimee:
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa

tongue I no fit stand up abeg, ask Sandoski make she shift if space still dey.
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by slimthugchimee(m): 4:59pm On Jun 13, 2016
Surfboard:


tongue I no fit stand up abeg, ask Sandoski make she shift if space still dey.
abeg sandoski shift small make i join for this origin and suya
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:



Yep

Good for you!
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2016
slimthugchimee:
abeg sandoski shift small make i join for this origin and suya


*I don shift ooo... Padi I no fit allow you stand no mind surfboard, oya siddon


Water dey here incase u wan drink..grin

Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 1:36am On Jun 14, 2016
slimthugchimee:
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa


howva my guy tell am naaa......na my sit be that
No worry seat still dey
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 1:48am On Jun 14, 2016
Surfboard:


grin Correct guy. Every don set.

wink
Re: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by peter1994(m): 9:12am On Jun 24, 2016
@ Amefrica, u're right.

I remember when a girl told me i was too good looking for her, I was like "WTF does that even mean" Imagine!!!.

but that was a long time ago.
cheesy

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