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Naive: A Little Boy And A Little Girl by peroxide(m): 6:24pm On Aug 28, 2009
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!

She said
'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
Re: Naive: A Little Boy And A Little Girl by whiteroses(f): 7:50pm On Aug 28, 2009
laughing my round ass off grin
Re: Naive: A Little Boy And A Little Girl by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Aug 29, 2009
@joke lol

@whiterose
stop advertising ur arse, dont u want us to concerntrate on our works?
Re: Naive: A Little Boy And A Little Girl by gisters609(f): 3:26pm On Aug 29, 2009
nice 1,but most ppl have gone down dat road as kids,especialy those without sex education,
Re: Naive: A Little Boy And A Little Girl by whiteroses(f): 10:30pm On Aug 29, 2009
clemcykul:

@joke lol

@whiterose
stop advertising your arse, dont u want us to concerntrate on our works?
CONCENTRATE ON MY ARSE ITS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH wink

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