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Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 4:33am On Jun 25, 2016
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.

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seun
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Re: Please Advise Me. by WAGAZ: 4:39am On Jun 25, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.
meet a nurse or doctor
Re: Please Advise Me. by Nobody: 4:45am On Jun 25, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest. i want to do family planning. please educate me.
use condom
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 11:49am On Jun 25, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
use condom
i mean with my wife ooo
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 11:51am On Jun 25, 2016
WAGAZ:
meet a nurse or doctor
please suggest any method for cuz i dont support abortion.
Re: Please Advise Me. by ladyF(f): 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2016
Lol you mentioned the wrong person o. I neva start to born, not to talk of family planning. grin Best to go to the hospital, but you can read up while you're at it. Google is our friend grin
Re: Please Advise Me. by illmatic101(m): 12:49pm On Jun 25, 2016
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices

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Re: Please Advise Me. by firstking01(m): 1:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
UEDIBO:

please suggest any method for cuz i dont support abortion.
Use withdrawal method.
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 11:09am On Jun 26, 2016
ladyF:
Lol you mentioned the wrong person o. I neva start to born, not to talk of family planning. grin Best to go to the hospital, but you can read up while you're at it. Google is our friend grin
i tot u are married ooo.
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 11:12am On Jun 26, 2016
illmatic101:
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after gifting him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true bcoz here at d THUNDER COMPANY we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Hrtbroken Thunder : The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable prices
i dey fear thunder ooo
Re: Please Advise Me. by ladyF(f): 4:33pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:
i tot u are married ooo.
Ayam married to Jesus grin
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 5:18pm On Jun 26, 2016
ladyF:
Ayam married to Jesus grin
sorry oooo. shey na thesame Jesus say make we no dey look for another person wife.
Re: Please Advise Me. by kennylizzy(f): 5:31pm On Jun 26, 2016
There shld agreement btw u n ur whyfe after which u can both visit d hospital where u will be lecture on d types of family planning n also whch will be good for u. My opinion thou..........

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Re: Please Advise Me. by dauntless15(m): 5:35pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.

cc:
lalasticlala
seun
vizkid
ladyF
Amaraedec
Fadman4real
Ladyaimy
Ebbybest
Siraweezy
Nasri100
Rummeh
Dobys
Leofab
Mixty
Foolinlove
Kennylizzy
Andysnoopy
Benzion72
Daclint
Breadmaker
Blustreak
Carmag
Zubydave
Winivogue
Orikinla
Nerertitiram
Miqos02
Kenswitch
Greggng
Yommen
Sugarhugs
i am an expert in castration, chat me up for an appointment cheesy its totally free nigga what are friends for
Re: Please Advise Me. by ladyF(f): 5:41pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:

sorry oooo.
shey na thesame Jesus say make we no dey look for another person wife.
lol grin
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 5:46pm On Jun 26, 2016
dauntless15:
i am an expert in castration, chat me up for an appointment cheesy its totally free nigga what are friends for
please help me.
Re: Please Advise Me. by dauntless15(m): 5:52pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:
please help me.
did you have a budisso? Or a plier? Just get hot water and a towel, soak the towel in the water use it to massage your balls for thirty mins, use the budisso or plier to severe your seminal vesicle its less painful, or just burst the balls and be a man by bearing the pains. I tell you your life will never remain the same you can drill any hellhole for years without creating a baby, sterilized the budisso or plier before and after use.
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
dauntless15:
did you have a budisso? Or a plier? Just get hot water and a towel, soak the towel in the water use it to massage your balls for thirty mins, use the budisso or plier to severe your seminal vesicle its less painful, or just burst the balls and be a man by bearing the pains. I tell you your life will never remain the same you can drill any hellhole for years without creating a baby, sterilized the budisso or plier before and after use.
oh thank you. i will share my testimony tomorrow.
Re: Please Advise Me. by dauntless15(m): 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:

oh thank you. i will share my testimony tomorrow.
youre welcome my brother
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 6:12pm On Jun 26, 2016
kennylizzy:
There shld agreement btw u n ur whyfe after which u can both visit d hospital where u will be lecture on d types of family planning n also whch will be good for u. My opinion thou..........
thank you my queen.
Re: Please Advise Me. by UyiIredia(m): 6:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest. i want to do family planning. please educate me.
cc: lalasticlala seun vizkid ladyF Amaraedec Fadman4real Ladyaimy Ebbybest Siraweezy Nasri100 Rummeh Dobys Leofab Mixty Foolinlove Kennylizzy Andysnoopy Benzion72 Daclint Breadmaker Blustreak Carmag Zubydave Winivogue Orikinla Nerertitiram Miqos02 Kenswitch Greggng Yommen Sugarhugs
Well you can discuss it with a doctor.
Re: Please Advise Me. by Breadmaker: 6:43pm On Jun 26, 2016
ladyF:
Lol you mentioned the wrong person o. I neva start to born,
But you're my baby mama in marine world.
Re: Please Advise Me. by rummeh: 8:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest. i want to do family planning. please educate me.
cc: lalasticlala seun vizkid ladyF Amaraedec Fadman4real Ladyaimy Ebbybest Siraweezy Nasri100 Rummeh Dobys Leofab Mixty Foolinlove Kennylizzy Andysnoopy Benzion72 Daclint Breadmaker Blustreak Carmag Zubydave Winivogue Orikinla Nerertitiram Miqos02 Kenswitch Greggng Yommen Sugarhugs
Make your family planning according to your pocket
Re: Please Advise Me. by Nobody: 11:57am On Jun 27, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.

cc:
lalasticlala
seun
vizkid
ladyF
Amaraedec
Fadman4real
Ladyaimy
Ebbybest
Siraweezy
Nasri100
Rummeh
Dobys
Leofab
Mixty
Foolinlove
Kennylizzy
Andysnoopy
Benzion72
Daclint
Breadmaker
Blustreak
Carmag
Zubydave
Winivogue
Orikinla
Nerertitiram
Miqos02
Kenswitch
Greggng
Yommen
Sugarhugs

I am not married. So I can't advise you.

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Re: Please Advise Me. by abbeyology88(m): 1:28pm On Jun 27, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest. i want to do family planning. please educate me.
cc: lalasticlala seun vizkid ladyF Amaraedec Fadman4real Ladyaimy Ebbybest Siraweezy Nasri100 Rummeh Dobys Leofab Mixty Foolinlove Kennylizzy Andysnoopy Benzion72 Daclint Breadmaker Blustreak Carmag Zubydave Winivogue Orikinla Nerertitiram Miqos02 Kenswitch Greggng Yommen Sugarhugs
*walks in*


Hhmmmn Oh! U av ur advisers Copied already. Av a nice day



*Leaves*
Re: Please Advise Me. by foolinlove(f): 1:33pm On Jun 27, 2016
If u really need advice (trolling) pm me. I posted suggestions but got banned :/
Re: Please Advise Me. by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2016
UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.



they dont sell cooondum ther in Nigeria? (no ofeinse) undecided
Re: Please Advise Me. by miqos02(m): 8:54pm On Jun 28, 2016
@op, ur wife knows what to do
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 4:14am On Jul 02, 2016
foolinlove:
If u really need advice (trolling) pm me. I posted suggestions but got banned :/
ok
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 4:15am On Jul 02, 2016
miqos02:
@op, ur wife knows what to do
for where?
Re: Please Advise Me. by UEDIBO: 4:16am On Jul 02, 2016
MrCork:



they dont sell cooondum ther in Nigeria? (no ofeinse) undecided
i dont enjoy it.

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