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I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:35pm On Jul 01, 2016
Season 1-3 of the TITHE AND OFFERING Q&A has held successfully, though Satan(jehovah) and his cohorts(Eusebius, etc) tried to stop it but failed.

They called my name in their churches to stop it and even Goddys, a prophet of Yahweh has prophesied that in 5 DAYS TIME(June 6) I will lose all my money and start begin for bread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3169043/message-otem

The god of Muafrika2 also failed to show that he is the UNIVERSAL GOD who has killed everyone that has ever TOUCHED HIS ANOINTED, let alone touching him himself.

The god of MrZenographer also failed to prove that the 666 propaganda spreading since 1AD is real. I swore on my life that 666, rapture and antichrists stuffs are all propaganda. But till today I am still alive after giving myself one week for their god to destroy me if indeed invisible true.

Now TESTIMONY TIME IS OVER. IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR THE REAL DEAL TO BEGIN. grin

Q&A on the DOCTUFOS given to me by EARTUM will be asked. Winner takes #10,000 at month end.
2nd= #5,000
3rd= #2,000
4th=#2,000
5th= 1,000

All winners of the just concluded season should send their account numbers to otem2016@gmail.com for recipient of their tithes.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Topestbilly(m): 4:38pm On Jul 01, 2016
SMH!

Hav u heard or seen where a whole building was burnt down and the Holy Books were not touch by the fire? U can Google search it.

I wonder if the books are the only things made of paper in the building and when papers become fire resistant.

How about the tsunami that happened in one asian country sweeping the entire community leaving about 5 mosques untouched. U can search it on youtube.

Op tell us why the mosques were not swept off and why the holy books were not affected by the fire.

Cc seun and other atheists pls we need ur explanation to these..
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:40pm On Jul 01, 2016
TACTILUS
CHAPTER ONE

1. Domino Reverad had lain in his thought before the invention of time existed. There was nothing in existence except the thought of Reverad. He had imagined an endless space. He had imagined an endlessness in every aspect. He had imagined creations like himself. He had imagined endlessness in his brain.
2. In the brain of our God are uncountable lights. The brightest of them all is the Annox. The brightness of it could cast the shadow of the sun. Our God calculates the year with the revolution of the sun and other billions of stars around the Annox, which were all in his brain.
3. Our God had invented the calculation of time in his own brain when there was no time.
4. When Reverad opened his eyes, the space he had imagined in his brain stood before him. It was limitless. It is the universe. The space was empty and dark, but the numerous lights in the brain of Reverad was what made him see clearly through it.
5. However, he did not make the assumption that he created the universe because he never works based on assumption. Reverad and the universe co-exists. Reverad is full, but the universe is empty. Reverad is good but the universe was bad because it was overwhelmed with darkness.
6. Then our God thought to create light in the universe. Our God puts his hand into his brain and took out one of the gazillions of lights in it. The light he picked was the sun, which was the second in brightness to the Annox. Then the sun stood in the universe without a fall. The universe itself seemed to have no top or bottom; as well as no beginning or end.
7. When our God had set up the sun in its place, he said, I shall make children for myself, which shall have a resemblance of me. And God put his hand into his belly and brought out some tepexes which he had at the lower part of his spiritual body.
8. Then God sprinkled the liquefied tepexes into the universe and the universe breathe on it. The breeze which the universe breathed on it is that needed for the survival of all the sons of God who have just been made.
9. Now the part of the universe which had given out this breeze to the sons of God became empty of that breeze, but some breezes still remained.
10. Now the tepexes became living souls which were the sons of God. They were so many that they could not be numbered. They walked in space like they had a crust beneath their feet. Now the breezes which was given to them by the universe remained permanently in them, and was inexhaustible. However, they could breathe out another breeze, but themselves needed no breeze to breathe in.
11. The breath of the nostrils of the sons of God could quench fire. It could even kill an homo. But they could hold their breath for as long as a million years if they so wished.
12. Now our God made the Alkervum Auriem and put all his sons there. It was made of a gold which was shining like the sun itself.
13. Now did Reverad think to bring to life all the good imaginations of his brain. For he wanted to make the universe fuller than it was. But billions of years had passed since he put the sun in the universe.
14. And Reverad told all his sons to dwell safely in the Alkervum Auriem while himself went as far as an immeasurable distances away from the Alkervum Auriem. For he had thought to make a great explosion come about. For he thought to make his brain explode.
15. But God made a replica of himself and make also a replica of his memory, such that himself had the memory and the replica of himself had it too. And God called the name of his external memory Tactilus. And God told Tactilus to go to the Alkervum to wait for him there.
16. Now Reverad lay down in space and with the fist of his hand, he banged at his big brain. And countless lights came out of his head, together with all the substances and elements needed to make the universe better.
17. Large masses also came out in their numbers and began to fill up many spaces in the universe. Now when God arose, he had lost much of the treasures in himself. However, God remembered the Alkervum Auriem and all his sons very much. He did not forget that he had also made Tactilus, therefore he went to him and said, Tactilus, come to me and tell me all which I have forgotten.
18. Then Tactilus and all the countless sons of God came close to Reverad, for only Tactilus alone knew everything about God. Now all the sons of God said, O Tactilus, the memory of our God, speak and let us hear from you, for we have yearned for millions of years to know more about our God.
19. And Tactilus began to say, O my father, Domino Reverad, you said the universe came as a flash of at the moment you opened your eyes.
20. My father Domino, according to my everlasting memory, which you gifted to me, you said the universe began to exist immediately you first opened your eyes.
21. You said for long all was dark until the flash of your eyes brought out the sparkle. You said there was no sun in the universe, but you, Almighty Reverad, created it by your powers.
22. Where is your power, O mighty Domino? Where is your strength?
23. Your strength lies in your tongue and your power is your vision.
24. You testified that you have seen what will happen in billions and gazillions of years to come.
25. You said the universe is yours and you belong to the universe.
26. You created all things in the planets to live and die and live and die and live no more.
27. Now Reverad told Tactilus to keep other knowledge of him a secret, because it would not do his sons good to know too much. Then he asked Tactilus to enter into him and live in him forever.
28. Now Reverad told his sons to look around them to count all the bodies which they had seen. And his sons went everywhere to count them, for Reverad had given them wings to fly.
29. After many years, they returned to tell him what they had counted. They had all counted much stars, except for Murmoh who only counted a single one because he did not go far into space.
30. Nymphidis was he who counted the most, but he only said so in exaggerations.
31. Now Reverad sent his children back again to make a thorough findings about the planets. And when they had left, few of them returned to the second heaven called the Anysxtens, which Reverad had put over the sun. But many of them felt they should stay behind in the places they had been to and be the rulers of it.
32. Now the Earth, the Chumorld and the Clumoid were the places where Reverad had permitted the homos to naturally come up on. For all the other planets had no homo living in them at all immediately after the great bang.
33. Now the Chumorld and the Clumoid were made far better than the Earth, with more intelligent beings dwelling there.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:48pm On Jul 01, 2016
Topestbilly:
SMH!
why are you shaking your head?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:49pm On Jul 01, 2016
Virulent, LordCenturion, Keandre, Geoworldedu, Ranchhodad, etc
Season 4 is here.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 4:54pm On Jul 01, 2016
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Marvel1206: 5:03pm On Jul 01, 2016
Mr otemanuduno
i don't understand you anymore
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 5:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
Topestbilly:
SMH!

Hav u heard or seen where whole building was burnt down and the Holy Books were not touch by the fire? U can Google search it.

I wonder if the books are the only things made of paper in the building and when papers become fire resistant.

According to a nairalander, fire too is allergic to bullshiit..




























cheesy na play I dey oo,before u threaten me with holyghost fire
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 5:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
Marvel1206:
Mr otemanuduno

i don't understand you anymore

How?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 5:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
Topestbilly:
SMH!

Hav u heard or seen where a whole building was burnt down and the Holy Books were not touch by the fire? U can Google search it.

I wonder if the books are the only things made of paper in the building and when papers become fire resistant.

How about the tsunami that happened in one asian country sweeping the entire community leaving about 5 mosques untouched. U can search it on youtube.

Op tell us why the mosques were not swept off and why the holy books were not affected by the fire.

Cc seun and other atheists pls we need ur explanation to these..

And you think it is a good thing for property worth millions of cash to be burnt down while a book worth less than #1000 should remain. Would it not have been a better testimony for that book to save the building from burning down?

BTW, have you also heard how an ordinary rat ate up that same book you are talking about while the owner was trying to use it as a protection against evil? In fact, the rat tore the book and tore the person using it as protection.
https://www.nairaland.com/3133099/rat-tore-psalm-35-pieces

That same book o. cheesy

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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Topestbilly(m): 5:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
keandre:


According to a nairalander, fire too is allergic to bullshiit..


U can play with many things brother but don't play with God ooo,












na play I dey oo
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Marvel1206: 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:

How?
your topics...
What's your mission exactly? Who are you? Your pinshure
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 5:30pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:

How?
Glo airtime, thanks
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 5:31pm On Jul 01, 2016
Marvel1206:


your topics...

What's your mission exactly?
Who are you?
Your pinshure

I AM THE REVEALER OF THE TRUE GOD, REVERAD WHO CREATED jehovah and all the other gods you must have heard about.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 5:31pm On Jul 01, 2016
Virulent:


Glo airtime, thanks
expect it around 8pm. I'm very busy right now. Thanks.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
1. According to the excerpt above, what are in the brain of Domino Reverad?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Marvel1206: 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:


I AM THE REVEALER OF THE TRUE GOD, REVERAD WHO CREATED jehovah and all the other gods you must have heard about.

The name doesn't ring a bell
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
Season 1-3 of the TITHE AND OFFERING Q&A has held successfully, though Satan(jehovah) and his cohorts(Eusebius, etc) tried to stop it but failed.

They called my name in their churches to stop it and even Goddys, a prophet of Yahweh has prophesied that in 5 DAYS TIME(June 6) I will lose all my money and start begin for bread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3169043/message-otem

The god of Muafrika2 also failed to show that he is the UNIVERSAL GOD who has killed everyone that has ever TOUCHED HIS ANOINTED, let alone touching him himself.

The god of MrZenographer also failed to prove that the 666 propaganda spreading since 1AD is real. I swore on my life that 666, rapture and antichrists stuffs are all propaganda. But till today I am still alive after giving myself one week for their god to destroy me if indeed invisible true.

Now TESTIMONY TIME IS OVER. IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR THE REAL DEAL TO BEGIN. grin

Q&A on the DOCTUFOS given to me by EARTUM will be asked. Winner takes #10,000 at month end.
2nd= #5,000
3rd= #2,000
4th=#2,000
5th= 1,000

All winners of the just concluded season should send their account numbers to otem2016@gmail.com for recipient of their tithes.

I hope this is not a 419 scam undecided
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 5:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
Muafrika2:

I hope this is not a 419 scam undecided
Scam ke, if u wanna be part of this month's edition, u are welcome cheesy
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 5:54pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
Virulent, LordCenturion, Keandre, Geoworldedu, Ranchhodad, etc
Season 4 is here.
why don't you mention me?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 5:55pm On Jul 01, 2016
keandre:


Scam ke, if u wanna be part of this month's edition, u are welcome cheesy
And why are you always winning undecided
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 6:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
Muafrika2:
And why are you always winning undecided
I'm a winner naw, I'm not a loser, even the devil knows that. grin
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 6:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
1. According to the excerpt above, what are in the brain of Domino Reverad?
Uncountable lights
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 6:05pm On Jul 01, 2016
Oops questions don start, muafrika get behind me
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 6:06pm On Jul 01, 2016
keandre:


I'm a winner naw, I'm not a loser, even the devil knows that. grin
Make you and company free this month own for us. I don dey follow Domino since him start this thing I never chop one thing. Money just dey fly past me.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 6:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
Muafrika2:
And why are you always winning undecided
It's not a scam.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Topestbilly(m): 6:13pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:


And you think it is a good thing for property worth millions of cash to be burnt down while a book worth less than #1000 should remain. Would it not have been a better testimony for that book to save the building from burning down?

BTW, have you also heard how an ordinary rat ate up that same book you are talking about while the owner was trying to use it as a protection against evil? In fact, the rat tore the book and tore the person using it as protection.
https://www.nairaland.com/3133099/rat-tore-psalm-35-pieces

That same book o. cheesy


I needed answers but all u could do is to return questions. I expected u to give me some scientific explanations ..

what I know is so many things are beyond human comprehension as regard the creation of the universe. Seun asked "who created God" on a thread, dats sometin u can't comprehend..
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Make you and company free this month own for us. I don dey follow Domino since him start this thing I never chop one thing. Money just dey fly past me.


Ok, I go gv u head start, can't say 4 ebiagtales & geoworldedu
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
1. According to the excerpt above, what are in the brain of Domino Reverad?
unccountable lights
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 01, 2016
The Lord knoweth how to deliver the righteous out of temptation, and to preserve the ungodly unto the day of judgement to be punished!.1 peter 2: 9.

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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 7:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
otemanuduno:
expect it around 8pm. I'm very busy right now. Thanks.

Alright
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 8:29pm On Jul 01, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
why don't you mention me?
So sorry Kingjahzmineking... It has started...

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