THE CHEMISTRY OF A WOMAN
ELEMENT: woman
SYMBOL: miss, mrs
DISCOVERY: first detected in raw form by Adam
in the garden of Eden
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: boils at anything,
freezes at nothing, very bitter if not used well,
very unstable under pressure.
ACCEPTABLE WEIGHT: 53kg
OCCURENCE: surplus quantity is found in
metropolitan areas
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : posse great affinity
for gold, silver, diamond and precious stones.
Reacts violently if left alone and has ability on
occasions to absorb large quantity of food.
LITMUS TEST: turns green (envious) when place besides a better looking specimen. Turns red (angry) if told the truth rather than pretence.
USSES: useful as a catalyst in the acceleration of low spirits, body temperature. Highly ornamental useful in equalising the distribution of wealth and
probably the most effective income reducing agen known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands....

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