Saw this somewhere, it might be old and its a joke but its still true!

MEN OH MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the Men:
Make the man happy.
Do something he likes, and you get points,
Do something he dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something he expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES



1. You make the bed (0)
2. You prepare his meals (0) after a hard day at work (0) and its not tasty(-10)
3. You clean the house (0) you clean the house after a hard day’s work (0)
4. You go out to buy him what he wants (+5) in the rain (+ But return without change (-5)
5. You do his laundry (0) and a stain doesn’t come off (-5)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

1. You stay by his side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by his side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Emeka (-4)
4. Emeka is a SHELL staff(-6)
5. Emeka is single and is really handsome (-80)


His BIRTHDAY



1. You forget his birthday (-500)
2. You take him out to dinner (+50)
3. You take him out to dinner and it's Mr. Biggs (+1)
4. you take him to a Chinese restaurant (+2)
5. You take him to O' Jez (+3)
6. You take him to an Nkwobi joint (+10)


A NIGHT OUT



1. You take him to a movie (-10)
2. You go with him to a movie he likes (+2)
3. You go with him to a movie you hate (+3)

YOUR PHYSIQUE



1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
4. You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

COMMUNICATION



1. When he wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
2. You listen and tell him he was wrong(-100)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes (+50)
4. You tell him he was right even when he was dead wrong (+1000)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH





Now ladies what chance do you really have hmm, ?

lol i cant help laughin

No Chance at all!!