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Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by 2dice01: 7:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
Weird thoughts on my
whatsapp list....
1. Someone's status is sleeping for 13days. Shey you be lazarus?
2. Someone is driving for 5days. Probably going
to Mumbai.
3. Someone' s happy for one month. Do they
live in paradise.
4. Someone's always Available. Even olosho get time for everything
5. Someone is like from day1 Hey there.I am
using WhatsApp
I know! Thats why you are on
my list.
6. Someone updates Urgent calls only. Are you
in the ambulance service?.
7. Someone updates Cant talk WhatsApp
only'.Dude, throw away that phone. You are not
using it for its primary function.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym[/b]. I wish too
see their shape after 2month dem be like lalasticlala no more packs as raba don plenty.
9. Another updates they are In a meeting for
like 6months. You planning to sell Nigeria or
what? 10. Someone else says Battery about to die for
3months. Boss is your battery immortal.
11. Another lady updates At the movies for the
last 6weeks. Are you selling popcorn there?!
Lol..

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Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Engrobiorah(m): 7:56pm On Jul 09, 2016
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Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by ErnieSmallzz(f): 7:59pm On Jul 09, 2016
*yawns* [size=30pt]NEXT![/size] undecided
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by 2dice01: 8:04pm On Jul 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
*yawns* [size=30pt]NEXT![/size] undecided
lol..see as you kill my fav rat with your yawn..
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by patola080(m): 8:05pm On Jul 09, 2016
Ur eyes don c 4 dis world ooo
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2016
stale! undecided
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Xtracoool(m): 8:17pm On Jul 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
*yawns* [size=30pt]NEXT![/size] undecided

Can't you just encourage somebody undecided
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by 2dice01: 8:19pm On Jul 09, 2016
patola080:
Ur eyes don c 4 dis world ooo
your eyes self join
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by jashar(f): 8:25pm On Jul 09, 2016
cheesy grin
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Sexxkillz: 8:29pm On Jul 09, 2016
I tried to laugh. . . I really tried. Just couldn't.
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Boring: 8:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
copy and paste
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
Hian! Who has time to be updating whatsapp status biko.
Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by 2dice01: 10:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
Sexxkillz:
I tried to laugh. . . I really tried. Just couldn't.
hehehe maybe your problem is bigger than my suckaway tongue

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