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Sorry, CR7, Portugal Epitomised Euro 2016: Cynical, Unsporting, Awful by nzemila(m): 9:36pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
This was the first European Championship to
feature 24 teams. It won't be the last, but it
should be.
It pains me to say that. Allowing more of Europe
to participate in the continent's grandest
tournament seems like a good and inclusive
thing at first glance, especially in divisive times
like these. If we want to spread the joy of the
game we love, we need to be the opposite of
football's dismissive snobs. We need to make
room for more accents and more styles; we need
to sow the seeds for bigger dreams.
And if this tournament were a ranking of fans,
the so-called minnows won every game they
played. In the midst of terrorist fears and a
French summer seemingly destined to be devoid
of sun, they provided much-needed spirit in every
city buoyed by their happy presence. The Irish
and the Northern Irish? Fabulous. The Welsh?
Lovely as always. The Icelandic? Maybe the best
of the bunch.
But the football? The actual tournament? The
kindest adjective I can think of: forgettable. The
least kind: dismal. I attended 15 matches. I
really enjoyed four of them. Only two, Wales 3-1
Belgium and Italy 2-0 Spain, were beyond good.
They were beautiful. (I wasn't in the stands for
Italy vs. Germany, which was also great.) Most
of the rest were middling to bad; that's in large
part to this tournament's expanded format and
the play it encouraged.
A group stage that eliminates only eight of 24
teams is, pretty obviously, ridiculous. Never mind
the third-place weirdness that saw poor Albania
having to wait around to find out they were
done. Teams knew they had a decent chance of
advancing if they managed a single win. In fact,
the way the seeding broke down, winning
sometimes hurt. Germany were rewarded for
topping their group with knockout games against
Italy and France. Any tournament structure that
provides a built-in disincentive to win needs to
be quickly dismantled.
The group stage also made plain the disparity
between the teams with real title hopes and
those who were in France as a polite courtesy.
The record books show that Ukraine participated,
but I have no recollection of them. Russia and
their Ultras were a stain on and off the pitch.
(Can't wait for that World Cup!) Northern Ireland
didn't belong on the same patch of grass as
Germany; God love them, but they even had to
park the bus against... Wales? The early stages
of this Euro seemed like a merciless prolonging
of the inevitable, the grind of endless
preparations. It turned us all into sous chefs.
The knockout rounds were meant to provide
relief and reward. For the most part they didn't,
especially the Euros' inaugural round of 16. That
gave us three dirges, three lopsided matches,
one shock result but not an especially great
game and a single worthy contest, which
occurred only because it featured two world
powers meeting too early in the tournament.
But by far the biggest condemnation of these
Euros is the team that won it: Portugal.
It's time for me to get something off my chest.
Portugal the side -- not the country, not the
people, but the 23 men who represented them --
were awful. I don't think I've ever
loathed watching a football team as much as I
do them. (You're off the hook, Paraguay .) They
were cynical and unsporting and suffocating and
the flat-out bottom of international football. They
were Greece in 2004 without the underdog's
spirit. Greece had to play the way they did.
Portugal didn't. Given a choice between beauty
and brute tactics, between victory and doing just
enough to get by, they chose the lesser option
every single time.
They advanced out of the groups after draws
with Iceland, Austria, and Hungary, and the one
against Hungary they barely managed. They had
the easiest group, and they finished third in it.
They finished 15th out of the 16 teams to
advance and they only nipped Northern Ireland
on goals scored. Portugal's goal differential was
fittingly, forebodingly, zero.
Their round of 16 game against Croatia was, on
paper, a premier match-up. It turned out to be
the most punishing single match of the
tournament . Neither team recorded a shot on
target until the 117th minute. I thought Italy and
Sweden's near-stalemate in the group stage
would be the dullest game I'd see. Not so,
because I had to watch Portugal. I had to watch
them again and again.
They had to choke Poland into penalties in a
quarterfinal that felt like being confined to a wet
basement. They had a three-minute offensive
burst against a depleted Wales in their semifinal,
good enough -- "Portugal: We're Good Enough!"
-- for their single win in regulation. And in
Sunday's final, extra time was as inevitable as
the descending night. If anybody bothers to
remember that match, Cristiano Ronaldo's injury
will be the thing that sticks. It was a game when
the giant moth on his face could steal the
spotlight instead of being drawn to it.
I still can't believe you can win Euro by winning
once in 90 minutes. I have a friend who
somehow likes Portugal and said, "They didn't
lose, either." But we did. So did football.
My great fear is that other teams will see what
Portugal did here and seek to emulate them, that
their "style" of play will become as insidious as
pollution. I've written before that one way to
counter that tendency is to bring back the
Golden Goal while also removing the coward's
out of penalties. Another way is to make
tournaments harder, not softer. Yes, Greece did
what Greece did but that tournament has always
been considered an anomaly, an unfortunate
fluke. Now, with a second such win in 12 years,
it's becoming more like the frightening norm.
This tournament should give permanent pause to
FIFA's recent talk of a 40-team World Cup.
(We're already going to have Qatar playing three
lucky somebodies in 2022.) And UEFA's
continent-wide iteration of its championship in
2020 should be the last of the 24-team Euros.
Reversion is an ugly word with often ugly
connotations, but it's not nearly as ugly as
football played at its watered-down, hopeless
worst.
Congratulations, Portugal. Enjoy your title. The
rest of us will be over here, putting an asterisk
next to it and doing everything we can to make
sure it will never happen again. by chris jones |
Re: Sorry, CR7, Portugal Epitomised Euro 2016: Cynical, Unsporting, Awful by Edwinmason(m): 9:59pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
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Re: Sorry, CR7, Portugal Epitomised Euro 2016: Cynical, Unsporting, Awful by LordZero(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
the same set of people that want athletico to win la liga and champions league over barca, madrid n co are the ones casting Portugal for getting the job done through being boring and winning games..... what a joke! that dude is either 1. an English person/ fan 2. have something against Ronaldo 3. doesn't understand that attractive football doesn't guarantee success everytime (ask arsenal) or 4. he just want to type for the sake of typing something . he should just find a piece of paper and smoke his opinion. |
Re: Sorry, CR7, Portugal Epitomised Euro 2016: Cynical, Unsporting, Awful by hazard27(m): 10:53pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
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Re: Sorry, CR7, Portugal Epitomised Euro 2016: Cynical, Unsporting, Awful by Lily4star(f): 7:16am On Jul 12, 2016 |
If you want the Cup Ogbeni Chris comman collect it |
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