The wife is an utter møron for being a slave all in the name of getting married. Look at how cheap parents have degraded women to just so they could get married. When will women seek self-love and respect and value themselves over marriage. When will parents stop raising daughters to be slaves in order to keep an abusive marriage or hook up with a man? Shame on both the dumb couples!!

byvan03:
Mmmmttcvhhwwe! Wimp ended up like his father. I I doubt any girl with functional faculty will pass your dirty kitchen and sleeping on bare floor test .

I can never pass such stewpeed tests lailai.

How would a man shout at me unnecessarily in public and I'll go back to apologize........ I smell desperation!

The 2nd one, I may or may not pass it....... I can only pass it if the guy is worth it coz there are some stingy guys out there!

The 3rd one.....No! Like never! On the floor with no mat or mackintosh Just because I wanna pass a "yeye" fornication test? NEVER!

majekdom2:
Test ko, Test ni ... some people can't just get off their poverty mentality.

not just poverty, in Madea's voice* girrrrl!! he a naesty man!

HateU2! HateU2! You're my wife..... and that was how we got married

So ar u perfect?
Which test did u pass?becus u failed the most important test..reality test

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
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my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
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I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
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In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
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I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
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the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
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the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
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I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
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I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
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.
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I asked her to move into my apartment....
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she was hesitant at first
but complied later

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do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
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for one-week she slept there on the ground...
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I became sure that she was the one...
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she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
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on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
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after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
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I'm glad[/b]

H

Is it real or fiction? You mean you actually watched your suppose fiance sleep in a kitchen for a whole one week all in the name of conducting a test? In this 21st century? Who does that.did yu ever think you can be smatter than women? You are just waisting your time. Women will do anything and go any length just to achieve their goal. All these tests na wash. Except the Lord build the house, the laborer laboreth in vain. Don't be deceive bro. Na God sure pass.

This is Nonsense, it is obvious that the man doesn't have conscience, mtcheew

eme1n:
You enter one chance! Don't test people and think you've achieved greatness..

exactly! If u shout at me in public, my response would depend on my mood...that doesn't depict my personality

Lol
Is this man 4 real as in

You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.

Did I come to life to suffer? Imagine?! So because his mum suffered beating from his dad I should too. Their marriage was everything but definitely not a parcel and I won't take beating like "that". I only take what I love.

Beating is not part of them and it's nothing I can "endure"

On a serious note
People say divorce will do the kids harm . But some marriages like that of this man's mum and dad clearly did him harm.
As in look at d way he is reasoning. This is a result of an abusive marriage.

He does not even know that he is kinda turning out to be like his dad. Maybe his dad was also testing his mum

freecocoa:
If all men were like this, people like us would pass no test whatsoever.


What a psycho.

Hahahahahaha!!! You are right on point girl. Imagine the selfish man

The girl will show him what it means to have slept in the kitchen for one week . What ever happen to he sleeping in the kitchen while she sleep on the bed.

I wonder what kind of girl will do that if not the desperate and pretentious type.

I the guy is worse than his dad....

the guy is rehearsing his father way of marriage life....

Neverquit:
WOMEN (and some men), this is the result of staying in abusive marriage.

The guy is truly demented. How can you watch while the person you love (or claim to love) sleeps on a cold bare ground while you sleep comfortably in a bed? Or disrespect her in public?

We women too should have self respect.

The same thoughts ran through my mind too.

As a guy, I can never treat someone I love that way.

Nonsense. Attention seeker, I doubt anyone believed ur one minute fame story

we have insane ppl in this our country...
I wasted my time reading this...
WTF........... OFFICIALLY THE WORST POST HAVE READ THIS MONTH

May God bless your home, even prostitutes can make our houses a peaceful home

This is very foolish!

Is this suppose to be a romantic story?

Someone should wake this guy from this slumber

congrats u done see wifey

i am back!!!!!!!!!

;DHahahahahahahaha........choi! Dis poster is Finished!!!! See missiles right and Left.LWKMD

omolola15 come and see rubbish talk..Oshisko..

pla what abt the part 2

Anyday am sad,i just log to Nairaland to read funny thread to make my day,Op thanks for making my day,at least can go to bed now laughing.

Funkybabee:
congrats u done see wifey

i just shout at you on public forum,what do you say?say nothing and be my wife.

The man is a commedian

Your childhood has really ruined you.
You should sue your father for that.

That poor lady should run far away from you.

Tale for the gods

queencalipso:


Hahahahahaha!!! You are right on point girl. Imagine the selfish man

The girl will show him what it means to have slept in the kitchen for one week . What ever happen to he sleeping in the kitchen while she sleep on the bed.

I wonder what kind of girl will do that if not the desperate and pretentious type.

will you move to my flat and sleep in my kitchen to be my wife,i need to be sure you're not after my billions.

Chai , I just pity women, though my sister would have broken d n.igar's silly head for just raising his voice at her. And d eediot is bold spreading d barberic news on social media? this type will forbid his wife from using Facebook, twitter and WhatsApp, why he operates 13 or more accounts. Eedictic fellow, just wait, that lady will screw your azz big time, rubbish.