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10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by macho44(m): 12:18am On Jul 17, 2016
Marriage is a lifelong commitment, a binding contract that ties you to your partner for better for worse, till death beckons. However most people end up marrying the wrong persons and wallow in regrets later on. So before you take that woman to the altar
and exchange marital vows, this is a must read for every MAN, "10 Categories Of Women A MAN Should never Agree To Marry";

1. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has loads of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her. Marriage to this type of woman is likened to 'Living in Bondage'

2. The Baby Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! However, there’s a major problem, she’s got a pretty large amount of children with different “Baby-Daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “Daddy” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with. Just keep your eyes wide open and watch-out for such women.

3. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

4. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future children, immediately after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even if it means, clinging onto the homeless guy on the corner.

5. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a damn stupid girl home to see your Parents. A vast majority of girls you see on the streets everyday very well fall into this category.

6. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother, cuz you would definitely encounter more than you bargained for.

7. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who just can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, call you 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. This category of women are just too "Possessive" Guys, BEWARE!

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, someone who she can empty his pocket before jumping off to the next available man. She’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you worse than she met you. Fortunately enough, this category of women are quite easy to spot. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Social media, their LOVE for material things is so crystal clear.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves which would make the likes of Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose green with envy. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, Dick and Harry they come across. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, or better still in most cases in some random guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her. I wouldn't want to mention names but we sure have lot's of these kind of women around, 'MISS INDEPENDENT" that's what i term them to be.

Oya NL Ladies, wetin una think? grin grin grin grin

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http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/07/10-categories-of-women-man-should-never.html

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by krak101(m): 12:20am On Jul 17, 2016
Noted

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by fridayabdullahi(m): 12:25am On Jul 17, 2016
wow!! what an analysis!!! mine is No.7 the Clingy Girl, Damh!! so tired of her

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Nobody: 12:27am On Jul 17, 2016
mine is no3 and 7 but she still does this tho grin grin grin
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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Nobody: 12:30am On Jul 17, 2016
❤I'm a combination of "feminist" , high maintenance and "gold digger"(aka finacially aware)
....I guess I'm extra bad for you cheesy

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by DR1SKLEF(m): 12:31am On Jul 17, 2016
[size=40]LOLin @ number 10.
Great description of them. grin[/size]

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by fridayabdullahi(m): 12:35am On Jul 17, 2016
u are an earthquake !!!
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by macho44(m): 12:39am On Jul 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
❤I'm a combination of "feminist" , high maintenance and "gold digger"(aka finacially aware)
....I guess I'm extra bad for you cheesy
Been there, done that.
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Nobody: 1:08am On Jul 17, 2016
macho44:
Been there, done that.
Did you enjoy yerself cheesy

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by falconey(m): 1:10am On Jul 17, 2016
none of us will marry then
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Strawman: 1:25am On Jul 17, 2016
So just imagine an overly-critical clingy feminist chatterbox who is also a gold digger lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by eitsei(m): 1:43am On Jul 17, 2016
Strawman:
So just imagine an overly-critical clingy feminist chatterbox who is also a gold digger lipsrsealed
Na untimely death be that lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by bitchcrafts: 2:06am On Jul 17, 2016
That chatterbox type! I don enter dia prison yard before. Since then, I been dey fear girls with protruding lips. . No jokes, this one wey I jam that tym get lips mehn , afi bii ti magpie

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Nobody: 2:11am On Jul 17, 2016
angry angry angry


I am a little bit of this and a little bit of tat but why I am still single? undecided

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Lordskyes(m): 2:18am On Jul 17, 2016
cool
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by dgalon(m): 2:21am On Jul 17, 2016
I couldn't agree more

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Dotwillis1(m): 2:22am On Jul 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry angry angry


I am a little bit of this and a little bit of tat but why I am still single? undecided
because we neva met cheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by opethom(m): 2:26am On Jul 17, 2016
#teamsingle we don hear... Oya where is that lady without any of this segemenge ? And if you gat one let's fix it joor

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by Nobody: 2:37am On Jul 17, 2016
8 out of 10! ooouuush cool My man is one lucky dude smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by 48noble(m): 6:43am On Jul 17, 2016
Dis OP will never get married

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Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by macho44(m): 11:18am On Jul 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry angry angry


I am a little bit of this and a little bit of tat but why I am still single? undecided
Because you are TRAPQUEEN! The men dem dey fear make u no TRAP dem.
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by macho44(m): 11:19am On Jul 17, 2016
48noble:
Dis OP will never get married
Oga are u convincingly sure of your proclamations?
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by macho44(m): 11:22am On Jul 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Did you enjoy yerself cheesy
most def, twas very Cheezy n Puffy!
Re: 10 Types Of Women A Man Should Never Agree To Marry. by 48noble(m): 12:50pm On Jul 17, 2016
macho44:
Oga are u convincingly sure of your proclamations?

Knowledge is power
D power to choose a wife through dis ur knowledge puts ages for u to find a wife in dis century,99% of 9ja ve been indicted.

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