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| What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 10:21am On Sep 15, 2009 |
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins. " The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets. " Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 10:34am On Sep 17, 2009 |
kabola2009:you are what you do |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by tammyswits(f): 8:05pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
Hahaha, at least none of them worked with ali baba and the 40 thieves. |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by tytylayor: 7:51am On Sep 18, 2009 |
u sure? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by clemcykul(f): 8:50am On Sep 18, 2009 |
@poster good job |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by tytylayor: 9:08am On Sep 18, 2009 |
show me urs |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by aristole(m): 2:38pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
What if i work wd Channel 10? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 2:52pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
is up to u @Topic, nice one bt heard it befr |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by romsky: 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
stale but salivating  |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by Ben13: 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
really? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
nt really |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 9:19am On Sep 19, 2009 |
aristole:you have known the answer already, 2x5 |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by sylve11: 9:25am On Sep 19, 2009 |
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| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 12:56am On Sep 20, 2009 |
I'm cul |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by TOYOSI20(f): 3:30am On Sep 20, 2009 |
afi 7 up naa |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 6:17am On Sep 20, 2009 |
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| Re: What Is The Matter? by CrazyMan(m): 10:18am On Sep 20, 2009 |
I'm working for 33export.  |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 12:07pm On Sep 20, 2009 |
u can lie |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by jamace(m): 11:15am On Sep 27, 2009 |
I'm working for 33export. My bros, I pity you o. Your own don done. |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
na full house pikin u go get ooo |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
clemcykul:  why do u like lying?  |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 6:18pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
D1KeleVra:na who dey lie to you na? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:35pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
park your kabu-kabu kabo jo, i wan pass |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by kabola2009(m): 7:29pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
na who beat you that you dey cry like baby na? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bashydemy(m): 8:03pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
live am make hiim dey cry now na your eyes him take dey cry? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 1:42am On Sep 28, 2009 |
ask him again |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by clemcykul(f): 11:40am On Sep 28, 2009 |
he no well |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bashydemy(m): 7:31am On Sep 29, 2009 |
how u take know? |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bydot1(m): 5:33am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Na him broda be dat na |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by bashydemy(m): 8:05am On Sep 30, 2009 |
well you be there relation that why you take know |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by sylve11: 9:05am On Sep 30, 2009 |
shift i beg!  |
| Re: What Is The Matter? by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Sep 30, 2009 |
shift to where pushes him into a nearby gutter |
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